Monday, September 28, 2009

Fail #55: Vampire Series and Teen Girls

Okay heres the deal...
VAMPIRE SERIES AND THE OBSESSION OF THEM FROM TEENAGE GIRLS IS FREAKING ANNOYING!!!
The stories are false, and even before i get into any rant about how annoying this topic is, IT WAS ENOUGH TO DO TWILIGHT!!! STOP DOING MULTIPLE VAMPIRE STORIES WITH THE SAME PLOTS AND STORYLINES AND SPECIAL EFFECTS AND CHARACTERISTICS AND JUST STOP!!!
okay...so these girls that are obsessed with these vampire series, all love the same thing. including my sister. they wish that they could, having a terribly messed up parent/family situation, accidentally run into the NEW BOY at high school and instantly be paralysed with love and with un-ending unsatisfaction in finding out why the boy is soo intruiging and attention grabbing....it must be his eyes!!! or maybe his skin!!! or maybe his lack of correct social behaviour!!! or maybe cos he is soooo hot though he isnt really in real life!!!
So all these girls want to accidentally run into him and then experience some stupid false highschool fantasy teen romance....it sooo bloody infuriating!
Thats the thing that annoys me.....why do the actors become hot when they are cast as vampires? they werent beforehand, and im pretty sure that i didnt cream when i saw rob in twilight. though i may have when he was cedric digorry in harry potter.....no i didnt because HE IS THE SAME PERSON AS WHEN HE ISNT ACTING!!!
any further complaints about vampire series is welcome as i am very tired and too infuriated to list all the reasons why they are stupid. cos there are many many many reasons.

4 comments:

  1. so i can legitimately abuse it here....?
    WHO WOULD DATE THE SCHOOL FREAK! if the boys coming from some weird ass inbreed family- GET AWAY!!!!
    and why hasn't twilight…. COPYWRITE!!! DUDE!!! it's been repeated a MILLION times in SIX months!!!!!!
    robert patison is a JERK OFF! he's very smug and annoying and I HATE HIM!
    kristen what-ever-her-name is sounds LIKE A MAN!
    VAMPIRES EAT PEOPLE! THAT”S WHAT THEY”VE ALWAYS DONE! THAT”S WHAT THEY ARE GOOD AT!
    “An the lion lay down with the lamb”
    UP YOURS! KEEP YOUR SMUG METAPHORS TO YOU’RE FREAKING SELF! IF I HAVE TO HEAR THAT REPEATED ONE MORE TIME I”LL KILL SOMEONE!
    And don’t wear that shit on t shirts cause it makes you look desperate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    okay.... i feel better for that :)
    THANKS!

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  2. Vampires are meant to be terrifying, not pretty and shine in the sunlight.

    end of.

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  3. fukin vampires.....though... vanessa hudgens was hot in an out of her movies.... mmmm

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  4. Twilight is a masterful piece of work.
    I can say it's great just as soon as I can say Adolf Hitler was great ... Although I dislike both, they are very succesfull ... even if they ... attract ... uhh ... certain people ... Sa#9!@ COUGH Pren@($!&*

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