Fail #42: Many Things

Its been sooooo long since my last post!!! I blame it on the internet providers at bigpond who lie through their teeth to us about getting information passed on when really they were probably playing tetris whilst agreeing to whatever we were saying to them. Now we have to order in a new modem because they cant fit our one and that will take a further 5 working days to arrive and then we will have to go through the same crap with security numbers, etc! its so bloody annoying!!!

By the way, im posting this from my grandparents if anyone was wondering how i had access to the internet when im complainng i dont.

And because its been so long since my last post, here are some listed fails, quick, to the point and snappy:

1. Biggest fail of them all was done by geoff, or maybe brandon....hmm, maybe both! well geoff failed cos he didnt get three days grace the first day it was possibly available when me and brandon had already done so (though he still got it the day later which will be 5 days before most of the world)....so that wasnt too bad, though he was probably going to off himself whilst sitting at home, his ears cold and un-rocked by three days grace (which is soooo freaking awesome!)
2. Brandons was funnier even though he still got the 3DG albumon the first day because i had gotten it from sanity and geoff and brandons texts were almost identical "WHAT! WHERE!" and "WHAT! HOW?" when i texted them saying i'd got the album. next, out of no where, i see a sprinting brandon coming towards me and annie from across the hall of joondalup shopping centre and grabbed my album. His face was full red and he was very pissed. why? well, he had just gone to JB Hi-Fi to pre order his album, when i'd already gotten it. poor brandon.
3. well, matthew ripped his pants and in the proccess managed to face plant it pretty much on the oval after attempting to jump through a tree (remember matthew! only if all the electrons line up perfectly! try again tomorrow!) and i sticky tapped the rip up in physics
4. Physics......im still failing it!
5. Phys ed......Still Failing it!
6. Being asked to play with a gang of about 15 boys the age of 10 is really annoying at the local oval im at....which, if i accept, i know will lead to me having to put up with them constantly knocking on my door for the next 15 years asking me to play with them....so i have to refuse t play with them when i go down there.
7. The association of football for western australia (football west) have reached a decision regarding my penalty taken in a semi final where i scored, but then the keeper came of his line to early and i had to re take it and the keeper saved it (this is a penalty shoot out if anyon was confuse to the importance) and the association looked at it (cos it was a wrong decision by the ref for me to take the penalty again) and they have decided, as officials, that they will draw a team name from a hat and who evers team comes out gets to go in the cup final! yay for well thought-through resolutions!!!
8. many more fails were presented throughout my absence on the blog, but i have training where i hopefully wont fail. ill see if i can update soon.

Bye for now