Fail #184: Mum? Why?

So, i have these next door neighbours who have a dog barking for all of its hours outside the front of their house (when its out the front, not when its at the back) and it barks at nothing. The Neighbours are a couple and the guys father lives there/or visits constantly and the two guys do chareoke on their speaker system outside which the whole neighbourhood can hear. (he does it proffesionaly, like robbie williams tributes and stuff, and i dont think he's bad at all, but my whole family does) regardless, its loud and annoying and often. aswell as the speakers that are loud, you can always hear their voices inside their house when they are calling for each other or talking from outside to a person inside or something, which isnt a great thing (i dont wanna running comentary of their dayly lives). so if it isnt bad enough you can hear them talking, they have domestics about 4.4 nights out of the week and we can hear screaming and shouting and swearing and litterally hear the words coming from their mouths, we can re-enact the fight in our own house, miming the words at a slight delay. its horrible to hear and can be a little scary. My family hate them and think they are the weirdest and craziest people. they are english and have sdtrong english acents.

p.s. this guy came into my garage while i was playing drums (yes, he opened my door and stepped in to my garage, it was wierd) to ask me to play for his band. he was drunk, which explains why he thought i was good. hahaha. and he told me even though its fun to have a good bash, i should stop playing my 'heavy crap' and play something a little more mainstream because thats what people wanna hear and that if i joined him we would play that kind of music. he lost me at 'heavy crap' and 'stop playing'.

continuing my story (after the P.s. which isnt a correct use of the p.s. 'system') my mum gets really angry and she went out the front just 10minutes ago (its 6:20pm) and hissed at their dog which was barking outside their house. yes, she "hissed". so she came back in with a smile and told me about her hissing at the dog and what the dog looked like when it heard the hiss. which was walking away shaking its ass as it went...thanks mum -_-

Another 10minutes pass and mum goes outside to put the rubbish in the bin and she see's the next door neighbour. Im sitting here at the computer when i hear mum shouting,

"Theres not gonna be any fighting tonight is there?!?!"
"Im gonna call the cops if i hear any of it tonight, you hear me?!?!"
"Ive got kids sleeping at that end of the house and they can hear your crap all night!" (we sleep on the side of the house closest to their house)
"What was that?!?!....yeah? what ya gonna do? Ill call the cops!!!"

...and mum walks in smiling again, proud in her stride, and retells me her "triumph"...im so embarrassed. now what do i do when their outside their house and i need to walk outside to the bus stop or am coming home from school or going out anywhere in the car with mum???

Jesus mum...what have you done?




i feel like there should be some kind of mum song i should write and have some kind of reference to 'Christof" in it...if only there were such a song already written...