They are really quite annoying. i suffered my first ever shaving cut today, and my god was it a good one! It was shaving the moustache area and i was going up towards my nose (right nostrel for your specific information) and went to round it off so i didnt go up my nose, but i accidentally slid it down on the diagonal and sliced my face for a 3 cm decline...i had a string of skin sliced off and lots and lots of bleeding. i took a picture, but its on miguel old phone which i dont have software to cnnect to the computer so i cant show you. i can show you tonight if your gong to pucc's, but yeah, its annoying afterwards. especially when i forget ive done it and go to scratch there...that hurts like a bitch.
if youve cut yourself shaving, please share. i know miguel had one where his brother came in and bumped him in the morning before school and came to school WEILDING a tissue to try and stop the relentlessly bleeding cut, which was...relentlessly bleeding regardless.
blaise might have had a few more cuts than us as he started younger than we did, id assume. you marvelously hairy bitch beast.
Wongy? i know your one for shaving. i'd go so far as to call you a shaving-addict. (Everyone still good for that intervention for matthews shaving addiction on tuesday? text me if your not good for that)
How about you elissa? your many shavings of your prodominantly hairy upper lip cause you any grief?
Brittany? ranga skin is sensative...care to prove me wrong?
and Annie? ....oh Annie poor CV girl...i cant imagine how tough it is for you.
That is all, the fail is shaving cuts. Fuck you shaving cuts...Fuck you with all my heart.
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IT BLEEDS FOREVER.
ReplyDeleteIt's like, "whats that? You opened me up at 7:30, and you wish me to stop bleeding? ROFL NO! I BLEED TILL 1:30... MOTHERFUCKER"
Yes. Exactly like that.
once i had a random arm jolt which caused me to do the whole "shaving horizontally means slice your face off".
ReplyDeleteNeedless to say, my face was sliced off.
I shaved off a particularly large area of my chin once ... it was unpleasant !
ReplyDeletei'm sure the girls will agree that shaving legs has it's fair share of consequences. like when you shave standing up then fall over in the shower and cut your leg open. then it gets all itchy.
ReplyDeletegranted, it's probably much more painful/troublesome if you cut open your face. :|