((Fail #173:) (Epic Jam Ses(h(?))?))

Yeah, my brackets are used unnecessarily and are completely out of order. they're also done correctly...so what? im a master bracketteer. deal with it. Bitch.

Sorry bout that. some bitch thinks my brackets aren't necessary. Anyway. So i was fully pumped yesterday! epic jam at Ma Boi, Eddy's!!! gone be epic! got ma breakdown groove on, waiting for a stick stickly cover to happen! got me attack attack rollin all up in ma shit! got to the E-dogs house at 2:03. wasnt early, wasnt late...much. Had a strange sentence circling in my head all day, "Hope it's the right day?" *turns to julie, my sister, in the car, "its thursday today right?" ...julie says, "yeah, course"....i dismiss all possibilty i could have the wrong day.*

I got to eddillity's house, rang that bitches mothersweetin door bell, i mean, i rang it good! if someone rang my door bell that good, i'd definately let them play my pokemon heartgold.....maybe not.

Nessecary Sub-reference: "You can ring my Be-e-ell, ring ma bell"

so Eddy sprinted, because of my epic bell ring, from his hair-mirror and comb at lightning pace shoving his mother out of the way as she was cleaning his "for-being-awesome-hair" trophies....to the door.


(I think eddy uses this, it the only way his hair could be so awesome).



So....

eddsticklemanipples opened the door and see's me, face contorting, yes, contorting, from the smile bearing face miguel would wear after watching a racist act being performed, to that of the face when i found out attack attack! were not to be coming to perth for their australia appearance. Eddy waved his hand at me and i opened with a real smooth line, "have i got the right day?".....eddy says nothing, but shakes his head slowly from side to side. followed with, "Nobody told you?. *in my mind: .......FUUUUUUUUCK!!!*

yeah, turns out it wasnt on. it had been cancelled. so it was quite embarrasing for myself.
It was a traumatic experience and the only way ill ever get over it is if somehow, starbursts rain on me while im playing drums to attack attack!...but whats the possibilty THAT will ever happen? definately not at the NEXT jam session. SURELY not. it would be outrageous to think that something that crazy woul- FUCKING SHOWER ME WITH FUCKING STARBURSTS WHILE IM PLAYING DRUMS TO ATTACK ATTACK! MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

and that is all. no hard feelings.

starburst shower-dreaming,

Un-starburst-showered-on-Conor.







P.S. This is what my dreams look like...





P.S. Thats took me freakin ages to make. you better enjoy it!
And i dont need any comments about my photoshopping skills! i know they are the bomb-diggidy.

oh, and its not really photoshop skills, that would have been easier. i did it with paint, multiple images, microsoft office picture manager and layered on microspft word to screen print and paste on paint. hahaha, geneous. enjoy.