Fail #81: George W. Bush

George W. Bush

In a magnificent digital photography lesson full of life lessons and stuff, i found out how much of an idiot George really was....and is. Ive compiled a few of his most uplifting, inspiring quotes. Here you go:

• “The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur”
• “Most imports are from outside of the country”
• “Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.”
• “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.”
• “It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”
• We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it.
• I think we agree, the past is over.
• I promise you, I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasnt here
• If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.
• I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but i dont always agree with them.
• “They misunderestimated me.”
• “I am the right.”

...As Bush clearly and accurately states for once in his life, “In my sentences I go where no man has gone before.” and, "I admit it, i am not one of the great linguists"....no George, No you're not.