It was a really crappy day...so here's what i learnt today 2 yesterdays ago:
- Dont leave ANY money with greedy-bastards-who-want-to-scam-you-into-buying-fake-rayBands (AKA: Shop Owners)
- Dont trust the balinese market people with things that arent theirs (though, like all the ones that are smiling and nice to you, cos there are heaps and heaps of those)
- Dont laugh at balinese people who have rice in the middle of their head....purposely
- Dont have dinner at a shitty place because the others may be hard to get into
- Be rude to those who hassel you
- Be even ruder to those who follow you down the street, ask your name, where you live, what shoes you are wearing, how old they are, etc
- Be rudest to those who try to sell you things while your dining at a resteraunt eating dinner
- Dont wear shirts that give annoying shop owners an excuse to talk to you.....e.g. a Portugal Ronaldo Shirt...."OOOOH RONALDO!" "AAAH, YOU LIKE RONALDO?" "cRISTIANO RONALDO!" "CR7!" "CR17 AYE?" "sPORT BOY!" "YOU RONALDO?" "CRISTIANO!!!" "ONLY THE BEST!" "YOU LIKE HIM HUH, RONALDO?" ...and thousands more calls were thrown on me in reference to ronaldo and sport, different directions and different distances.
- Dont leave the shitty resteraunt you settled for at the end of the night, explain to your parents that their bag is under the table, leave the place, get a taxi home and realise that nobody reminded me to get the bag and have to go all the way back to get it....at 11pm.
- Never give up....when your dad is thrashing you at tennis 5-2, because you could just come back to win in a tie-break
- Give up....when your awesome at pool, but your sister beats you.
And thats what happened today 2 yesterdays ago. It was a crappy day, big fail
well at least you won at tennis.
ReplyDeletei hope your other "todays" go well.
so.... it sounds like walking down the street should be like a mosh? you get bumped then you JUMPDAFUCKUP and elbow them in the face?
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