Fail #84: MUTANT-ALIEN-POSsESsED-ROBOT-SOPHIE!!!

MY DOG, SOPHIE, DOESNT KNOW IM POSTING THIS.....AND IF SHE FINDS OUT....IM AFRAID SHE'LL KILL ME OR DEVOUR ME OR SHRINK ME OR SHOOT ME WITH HER LAZER EYES!!!

She May Be Cute, But Looks Can Be Decieving....Dont Look Into Her Eyes!!!

Fail #83: Oh And This!

"This" happened on tuesday after school at edgewater trainstation....i think it was wednesday.

Fail #82: Mosh Injuries

The Moshing at battle of the bands was awesome. There wasnt a band up on stage worth headbanging to properly but one band, the metal/punk/pop-hardcore band, "We Can Breathe In Space" who were soooo awesome with their breakdowns and catchy choruses. i mean, ive been, along with my friendly friends, to see many bands and i have never moshed before. Unless you count the rise against concert where there was a mosh and me and geoff went into it, but the song stopped and we just kinda went in and out the other side...i think. so i dont count that one.

But we, mainly speaking of Miguel, geoffrey, wongy and myself (and maybe brandon and blaise, whom i cant remember seeing amongst the mosh-ers), were nicely sweaty afterwards (wongy knows as he was on the floor when i was headbanging his face and got sweat all over his face from my hair) and we were all feeling a bit of headbanging hurt. I got some scratches and got beaten up a little in the moshing, and geoff went crazy as did miguel and wongy. I particularly enjoyed the enthusiasm radiating from geoffrey getting excited during the pre-performance with me and he went mental in the mosh too....escaped with some neck pain, but was okay...until he moved his head to the side and felt his neck muscles pull to a degree that hurt him and was present the morning after (from what i can remember of discussion).

Surprisingly, the red elbow is the one thats fine....its the one in the middle that really hurts still....though theres not much to show from it.


None of us were victim to severe "bangover" i think is what miguel refered to it as...though in saying this my neck is still stiff and im guessing everyone elses is too. Though i escaped, i did something to my elbow, cos it really hurts still, and got those few marks. but a truelly awesome night thanks to "We Can Breathe In Space". A good night out (in the end).

Fail #81: George W. Bush

George W. Bush

In a magnificent digital photography lesson full of life lessons and stuff, i found out how much of an idiot George really was....and is. Ive compiled a few of his most uplifting, inspiring quotes. Here you go:

• “The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur”
• “Most imports are from outside of the country”
• “Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.”
• “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.”
• “It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”
• We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it.
• I think we agree, the past is over.
• I promise you, I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasnt here
• If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.
• I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but i dont always agree with them.
• “They misunderestimated me.”
• “I am the right.”

...As Bush clearly and accurately states for once in his life, “In my sentences I go where no man has gone before.” and, "I admit it, i am not one of the great linguists"....no George, No you're not.

Fail #80: My Knowledge of the Red Hot Chili Peppers

I didnt know that Will Ferrell played drums for the Chili Peppers!!!

And that Roony played Bass for them!!!

Crazy Stuff

Fail #79: Wise words and Nice Pictures

Yes, we've all seen them at joondalup station. The wise words of people talking of time before civilisation, words of aborigine's of the men and women telling tales of long ago. and next to them are the nice tiles of pictures, very small, but they are viewer friendly. They have things like a cave drawn, or a lake, or a baby, or a tree and mountain, but brandon and i found a few that were strange. There was the Carrot that was spelt, "carrota" and a qoute by mr Cock-man, and then there was this...

condom....oooooh, ofcourse...impasto wouldnt you say?

Fail #78: OH SHIIIIIIT!!!!!

LOOK OUT BRANDON!!!!!

Fail #77: My Nipples

Well at adventure world, my self-confidence was hit by a de-railed peddle-cart....(travelling awefully fast)....or maybe it was miguel....and blaise....yeah, i think it was two renagde peddle-carts. but the first was the initial shock, the second cart hit me and knocked me down a biut further.

Anyway, happily escaping that stupid makeshift metaphore thingy, what happened was miguel told me i had extremely low nipples, i had thought this myself, but dismissed the idea as i thought it wouldnt be noticed after 16 years of my life having my top off (not consistently obviously).....but it was confirmed by blaise after miguel had "noticed". It hurt, like a dinosaur would hurt if a helicopter....well, you know....

Ill have an official vote on yes or no in comments

.....here they are:

P.S. i wont be offended if they are....cos i kinda think they are too....but if you vote "yes", then i will hate you forever....just kidding, only for the last year of school, cos i wont keep in contact with you after year 12

....have fun!!!

Fail #76: Athiests

At "JB-HiFi", they have special imports of Athiest's, this must mean that they find it rare to get athiests in their store....maybe if the world was more like jb-hifi, the world would be better off

Fail #75: I really wish!!!

I wanna be super Saiyan so bad!!!

and yeah, thats my new haircut...its not crap, its not good...but i like my longer hair.


I have better pictures in costume, some have seen them, ive got the robe and the headband, and yeah, i think i would be able to fly if i wore it again, but i dont have the necessary costume to do that right now. Maybe for a rainy day ill post them.

P.S I GOT MY BRAND NEW EYES!!!

P.S.S. These pictures of me, and all other self-taken photo's is not me trying to look serious, i just dont smile and thats how they turn out. And thats a fail in itself too.

Fail #74: Introducing "Indie"

This is my 10 week old boy, puppy boarder-collie, "Indie" (Indiana)

CUUUUUTE!!! He seems so at peace!


.....but he's a bloody tough dog when hes excited and playing, he did this to me...

on my chest and tummy..
WHAT!?!?! it hurt...

Fail #73: The FAILBlogger

I am "Thefailblogger"!!! Not you!!!

I blog about fails with articles....with expressed opinion, like a blog. But i guess there is enough fails in this world for two people.....BUT ONLY TWO!!! I WILL KILL THE NEXT "FAILBLOGGER"!!!....i will find you and hunt you down other "failblogger"s.

You can find this failing "FailBlogger" at http://failblogger.org/ he started posting in early august, so im glad i beat him to it. he has a youtube channel too, its http://www.youtube.com/user/TheFAILBlogger and i will be keeping a very close eye on him...unless he comes to kill me cos he's kind of 24 and american, so he probably owns a gun, a 'long-rifle' most probably....either way, its a gun.

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Watch yourself 'FailBlogger'. i will go ape shit on your ass

...yeah, i dont think you want me to "ape-shit" on your ass, cos that would be messy

....so watch it

Fail #72: Are We Really That.......GAY!?!?!?

Joe was trying on suits yesterday with the guidance of his mother Danni, His awesome friend, Annie (who is not Joe's "Fuck Pixie") and myself, the hot diva himself. Apart from admiring the awesome style, with annie, of the receptionist that worked there, Annie was extremely jealous, what she was wearing was freakin awesome and she was just really cool. Anyway, apart from her and also me and annie having fun, fun as in me knocking over the ties 100 times by accident, me and joe had our version fun too.

(if i recount the story wrong, please correct me in the comments joe or annie)

Well at the end we were at the counter, one receptionist asked if it was for the ball and we said yes, and me and joe joked that we were gonna go with each other (after addressing how we arent good enough for each other, in a violent bloody fight...no exagguration) and we put our arms around each other...the receptionist asked if we were going out...i thought i saw her smile and was joking, but she thought me and joe were gay together and reached the conclusion by acknowledging our interaction with each other during the 10 mins we were there.

So i ask you all, oh honest friends, Are We Really......GAY???

Fail #71: Sacrifices For School

Yesterday i got up at 4:30 to do my art assignment. I went to bed earlier than i ussually do, which was supposed to be 10pm but i read my book and i dont ussually decide to sleep and i drop unconscious straight away, so it was after 10 but before 11, and planned to get heaps done early in the morning.

I got the noisey alarm on my phone (which is "Turn It Off" by paramore from brand new eyes and i didnt realise till just now that its called "Turn It Off" and i have to "Turn It Off" cos its my alarm...cool) so yeah it went and i Turned It Off, got up extremely hesitantly considering going back to bed but got up gingerly and have asleep still. I went to the kitchen made my coffee turned on the computer, got blinded by the lights and hurt my eyes whilst squinting at the shiny/bright computer screen and collected my bag up. I checked my emails (to see if my artist had replied to the email i'd sent which is vital to my assignment, and she hadnt) then did routine blog checks for 5 mins and then got out my art assignment outlines and notes, etc......but it wasnt in my bag...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.......


So what i had planned to get up for wasnt there so i stayed up listening to music.....waste of freaking time!!! Im posting this this morning (friday...INDOOOOOOOOR!!!!) and i got up 5am this moring to do homework, and it kinda worked. but man was i pissed yesterday morning.

Fail #70: Bus Drivers

Have you ever considered to stop and take a minute to think about the life of a bus driver? Well i did yesterday when i was going to school on the bus and a Bus Driver, In Bus Driver Uniform, caught the bus...i laughed, but then felt sorry for him. Maybe he didnt own a car because bus driving, i would have thought, wouldnt provide the highest salary. And he cant buy a private bus to drive around instead of a car because he feels like it (i pressume anyway because thats senseless). Its his profession to drive a long car, he has to drive it all day and he isnt even allowed to listen to any music, no Mp3 or iPod or radio....maybe the other bus drivers could transmit their renditions of a song on the walkie-talkie things. But thats all the noise he gets apart from annoying people asking him to satisfy their needs...which varies from stoping at a certain stop to taking their money and giving them a piece of paper in return.

I just think it might be a sad life to live....unless your the black bus driver who's awesome and is always enthusiastic (remember annie when i walked you to the bus stop outside school a while back during the day and he picked you up, but i didnt go on, and he gave me thumbs up and was really friendly?....YEAH HIM!!!)

Just a thought.

Fail #69: The post is about this drum tab, but i gotta recognise the number of the fail...

Well i was tryig to learn "The Flood" By escape the fate on drums today and i get 3/4 of the way through the song and the next line reads that he isnt completing the tab...what a douche! i hate that!!!

Thiss is how it goes..

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C1 X---x---x---x---x---x---x-------x---x---x---x--- ----------------
CC---------------------------- X-X------------------ ----------------
T1------------------------------------------------------------o-o----
T2----------------------------------------------------------------o-o
S----o-------o-- ------o-------o------o-------o--- -ooooo-o--------
B--o-----o-o---- -o-o-----o-o--- --o-----o-o---o- ----------------
1e+a2e+a3e+a4e+a1e+a2e+a3e+a4e+a1e+a2e+a3e+a4e+a1e+a2e+a3e+a4e+a

"...and im tired so you can finish the rest its very simple just listen to it"

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FRUSTRATING!

Fail #68: I Kinda Lied....But Not Really

The Sticky tape was wrenched off me today after school...and my attempts to swat away grabbing hands ended in me swatting liss' Boobs....and the swat lasted for about 2 seconds. so it wasnt a swat, it was more of a grab....sorry liss, i didnt mean to. But yeah,. it hurt and those who witnessed know how much hair was ripped off, alot!


....bastards!

Fail #67: My Hairy Legs/Sticky Tape

Im in phys ed, the class after photography, and i am in my summer uniform. That means ive got exposed legs, and you know my legs, hairy as a yeti. and matthew put sticky tape on them...im not going to get it off....ever

Fail #66: Twitchy Eye

Well my eyes started twitching again (well, its only my right eye....andnits not my eye, its the eye lid, underneath), i used to think its cos of my sleep and late nights, but kath said that its cos of stress, i thought they were both high in probablilty, but i though it was mostly sleep. Since the holidays started my eye hasnt twitched....the night before school when im doing my assignments.....its back on....full throttle!!! so im pretty sure its stress now. i may not be as stressed as other people, i wont credit myself for being "SO STRESSED", "MORE STRESSED THAN YOU", or just plain think im the most important, its just tht my eye is so annoying!

I think i know the solution....i NEED BRAND NEW EYES!!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!?!?! (TERRABANG) GEOFF AND WONGY GOT THEIR BRAND NEW EYES!!!! WHERE ARE MINE!?!?!?! (TERRABANG)


That is all.

Fail #65: Siobhan Broke the Cabinet

Fail #64: Bali Sights and Experiences

Well bali was awesome, bought lots of cds and dvds and some shirts and my first pair of official sunglasses too (im quite proud of the latter) But there were some dodgy things going on too. i could post them seperately and write up on all of them individually, but that would take too long....or im just really lazy. So here are some images. ENJOY!

These Masks were watching me eat dinner, they freaked me out

Their spelling was terrible

Spelling again

Disgraceful, just disgraceful

The pathways in bali were very dodgy in some places. not all, but in the places where this occured. the holes werent every 100 meters or anything, more like every 5 steps...

Early rise breakfast for is you CBF

Or maybe "Big Boobs"?

You Couldnt Go Past The "Screaming Orgasm"

We went out to a club to see the transvestites singing, but it turned out to be a bit more interactive than we expected...

This was james just after the transvestite walked down to him touched his face and made him kiss her/him/it on the cheek but turned his/her/its face when he went to kiss him/her/it and kissed him/her/it on the lips....poor man

If you can make sense of this picture, you can see a tyranny's legs wrapped around a seated mans head while she sits on his table

This one was freaky, she had these pants that didnt leave much to the imagination

The man you see on the stage got taken up on stage 3 time by three different transvestite performers, i felt sorry for him. The tranny here was taking of tina turner.

They are put their hands down his pants too and felt him up....for real, no jokes or pretending.

dad was very embarrased that he had allowed us to go there, we were with two other families with kids and it was expected to be just singing and dancing transvestites but they were interactive. i didnt make eye contact.

Twas an interesting Trip to say the least.

Fail #63: I think Joe Is Right

The word verification system does need a tune up...

Fail #62: Today, 2 Yesterdays Ago

It was a really crappy day...so here's what i learnt today 2 yesterdays ago:

• Dont leave ANY money with greedy-bastards-who-want-to-scam-you-into-buying-fake-rayBands (AKA: Shop Owners)
• Dont trust the balinese market people with things that arent theirs (though, like all the ones that are smiling and nice to you, cos there are heaps and heaps of those)
• Dont laugh at balinese people who have rice in the middle of their head....purposely
• Dont have dinner at a shitty place because the others may be hard to get into
• Be rude to those who hassel you
• Be even ruder to those who follow you down the street, ask your name, where you live, what shoes you are wearing, how old they are, etc
• Be rudest to those who try to sell you things while your dining at a resteraunt eating dinner
• Dont wear shirts that give annoying shop owners an excuse to talk to you.....e.g. a Portugal Ronaldo Shirt...."OOOOH RONALDO!" "AAAH, YOU LIKE RONALDO?" "cRISTIANO RONALDO!" "CR7!" "CR17 AYE?" "sPORT BOY!" "YOU RONALDO?" "CRISTIANO!!!" "ONLY THE BEST!" "YOU LIKE HIM HUH, RONALDO?" ...and thousands more calls were thrown on me in reference to ronaldo and sport, different directions and different distances.
• Dont leave the shitty resteraunt you settled for at the end of the night, explain to your parents that their bag is under the table, leave the place, get a taxi home and realise that nobody reminded me to get the bag and have to go all the way back to get it....at 11pm.
• Never give up....when your dad is thrashing you at tennis 5-2, because you could just come back to win in a tie-break
• Give up....when your awesome at pool, but your sister beats you.

And thats what happened today 2 yesterdays ago. It was a crappy day, big fail

Fail #61: I Cant Comment

I cant comment on this computer (and an extra faily-fail is that i can charge my mp3 player, but if i do, it comes up with a big box that says "ANTI-SABOTAGE MODE" and i cant use the computer anymore) but back to the point....i cant comment on peoples blog so heres a few comments to the blogs from me:

Musicprofessiomihi:

Saosin: Im still deciding whether i like them or not.

Guitar Spin: Thats Pretty Epic....nice shoes man.

That F***ing Song: I hate akon.....with a bleeding pashion.

Its Not On: AWESOME!!! that means i dont miss out on kicking "The Shithouses" team....thats right, you cant escape my wrath!

Elissa's Surprise 16th Birthday Party: You welcome for the sushi and it was an awesome night. Our song must have been extremely forgetable for it didnt even get a mention....ITS AN AWESOME SONG!!!

Okay im about to get logged off, i dont have time right now, but ill comment via blog for the rest of the blogs tomorrow!

BYE!!!

Fail #60: From The "Movie Industries" Point Of View

Ive bought some dvds here in bali...it must suck for the movie industry who want to make money from their multi-million dollar movies (little exagerated). But ive had fun buying the pirates. Guess what i got brandon and Emerson?!?!?! (Terabang)....

Supernatural season 4!!! and the first 5 episodes of season 5!!! crazy huh!!!

Well, ill still buy the good copies and then ill give either of you guys the bali copies if you want them.

Im going out today to buy some more goods, so ill post ya later.

Bye!

Fail #59: Failing From Bali!

Hey everyone! its me, conor, in bali. im staying at "breezes Resort"and its pretty cool here...not weather-wise, its humid and hot. But its okay cos we have pools and air-conditioned rooms. the people are awesome here, really polite, always smiling. Its alot more developed than what i originally expected. so i havent been learning 360-backflip round-the-worlds yet (sorry geoff) but ive been well looked after and am going white water rafting tomorrow....should inspire some fails.

Well, we got here to complimentary masages...well we were supposed to, but kathryn came back crying because they didnt mesage her....they tortured her!!! so that was the first fail. Unless you count on theplane where my ears felt like they were going to explode or the parents that were telling their kid that in bali your not allowed to say words that end in "a" or they would be sentenced to death and were freaking her out. it was pretty funny though.

I have some pictures to accompany my posts, but this computer doesnt allow me to upload them so that sucks. ill keep posting hopefully. hope everything is alright back in australia!

cya later,

Conor

Fail #58: Off To Bali

Well, I have to say goodbye to you all today cos im off to bali.

Bye y'all!!!

Bye group! Bye Girls! Bye Kayla!

Fail #57: Whats This?!?!?!

.....Im truelly sorry Matthew.....

....I do Love You....