Fail #4: CROCS

OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY god!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

Why do people wear these things!!! They are the foulest things on this earth! Here are Some points for you on crocs (AKA SHITPIECESOFSHIT!)":

1. They Look Disgusting
2. They Have holes in them
3. Just because you put flowers in the holes, it doesnt make them look better
4. Just because you have a kids range, it doesnt mean theyre cute
5. Flouro colours and other fucked up colours on the shoes doesnt look good at all
6. You dont wear socks with them....what the hell!!!
7. Their shape is screwed up...they are like freakin banana shapes!
8. They're are PLASTIC!!!
9. They have a strap that is confusing...does it go over the top? or behind your heel? either way it looks crap
10. They look like a ho-BO sold you them
11. ....a ho-BO that sold them for $0.000000000001
12. Strutting around in them like your happy about them just makes you look like a retard, a stupid happy retard!!!
13. Why spend your money on those pieces of crap when you could buy a CD instead?!?!
14. Why spend your money on them when you could go and rip some bark off a tree and strap them on your feet with weeds and look 1000 times better?
15. They destroy the colour, atmosphere, etc of the shops walls that they display them over
16. Isnt one of the purposes of the shoe to keep the feet off the floor and clean?....well with holes the size of my grannies vagina, i dont they are keeping your feet clean from much unless your walking in heaven, in which case cloud would get in the shoes. Who wants cloud in their shoes?!?!...not me!!!
17. Going anywhere beyond the actual shoes into thongs, slippers and even Ugg Boots is just bloody stupid!
18. Having hating them sooo much, ive had to write about them in here and its taken me a couple of minutes to write....what a waste of time it is to write about crocs.
19. You guys have to read about my fucking whinging on these pieces of crap
20. THEY ARE SHITHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are just a few points. if you have anymore to add, please do in the comments.

YOU FAIL CROCS!!!