Thursday, July 16, 2009

Fail #11: My Apology (By Emerson Brophy)

So, theres an apology, it will be heard at matthews pawty dedicated to me and an incident that occured between me and emerson. Im fairly sure that the apology is to what im thinking of....if not, then i still deserve the apology for whatever i cant remember. but what im thinking of was when.....

i was at my locker one sunny afternoon. I was at the peek of my happiness due to the day of education finally reaching to an end when all of a sudden! a dark shadow emerged behind me blocking what was left of the brilliant rays of light shining down on what happiness i had left and then all was cold...my ass shreiked at the frightful prospect of a huge scary and somewhat pointy knee that charged it its face and then i heard my asses silence and i then took its place screaming in agony.

The knee had struck my ass at a point which shattered my tail-bone, a bone i had always had problems with. As the knee withdrew its wrath apon me and my ass-tail-bone, it revealed the murderer....first as the knee backed away, i saw the sun, then what emerged at that point was a terrifying spikey haired assassin! its name was EMERSON!!!

Ands thats why hes apologising to me.

Good Day!


oh yeah, the point of the post was to GET HYPED FOR EMERSON BROPHY'S APOLOGY PERFORMANCE AT MATTHEWS BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS SATURDAY!!! dont miss it!!!

p.s. if you missed the bit where this was a fail-post, it was because emerson failed at hyping the performance up, so i am, and then, hopefully, everybody will know how important this is to emerson, and myself, and the friendship we share.

Until next time....bye
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4 comments:

  1. E. BrophyJuly 16, 2009 at 11:08 PM

    yeah, it wasn't my knee.

    it was my foot.

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  2. mr shinoda.July 17, 2009 at 2:06 AM

    damn you and your spiky hair and your tailbone-kicking ways and your unhyping of the (un-named song)!! mind you, my party should fail fine on it's own...

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  3. her majestyJuly 17, 2009 at 2:22 AM

    positive attitude wong!
    i'm sure it should be good.... (the song and the party)
    annie xx

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  4. E. BrophyJuly 18, 2009 at 2:06 AM

    the song has a title.

    the title, like the song it belongs to, is shrouded in the mystery of the Tombs of the Internet; only being unlocked by those who go on a noble quest and unlock the mysteries mystery of each clue and battle your way to find the title.

    or, you know, you can just wait about 2-6 hours and then i'll tell you

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