Fail #18: Need I say Anything?

Fail #17: Me and Football

Why Ronaldo!?!?!?!

Your so good, its not fair! why cant i do the things you've done? Why cant i be as awesome? I'm so jealous!!! I blame my coaches for putting me in defense!!! if i had played in the midfield for the last 4 years instead of being limited in the back line, then i might actually be good compared to people in my league!!! They say just before every match,

"Conor, simple ball. No tricky stuff"

Tomorrow im playing midfield. for how long i dont know, could be for the rest of the season, could be for the rest of my heathridge life, or it coiuld be for one match or 1 minute. who really knows?
Lets hope that i can automatically become a midfielder between two hours of training!
DAMN YOU COACHES!!!

Fail #16: Buses

Okay so whats the deal??? Whenever i go to catch a bus (particularly at wongy's or when i want to catch one outside of school days) i miss the bloody thing?!?!?! I almost live on buses! i guess for the amount of buses Ive caught in respect to the amount Ive missed it isn't much, but it sure does feel like it!

Do you hate me buses? Do i have some kind of dept i owe you God? are you purposely changing your time so i miss the buses clock? Do slow me down so i cant get to my bus in time legs?
Do you trick me to see the wrong time when i read the bus timetable eyes? Or is it you Mr Bus-man? Do you leave early Mr Bus-man? Purposely so i miss your bus Mr Bus-man? I dont like you Mr Bus-man.

Well i do catch buses regularly, but sometimes, as Elissa said today when i missed two buses after school, i am fail at catching them.
Isnt it the biggest "let-down" when you miss a bus? its a thing that just pisses you off if you miss it!!!...well, it is for me. Just so you know

Fail #15: Sleep

I think i can vouch for everyone here that sleep is a dying art....well it is for me! but then again, some people actually do their work! i should give that a go! maybe then ill sleep. maybe then ill get stuff done on time, in appropriate time and then ill get time to do things i want still! like sleepy time...but not with girls...who can guess why?

Well, if you want to kick my ass about how lazy i am and about how i need to sort out my time management skills and how i should get off my ass, then go ahead in the comments. maybe ill get terribly hurt and get into "shape" with my education. highly unlikely, but im willing to try it out.

Many thanks!

Fail #14: PHOTO OF THE WEAK

Well, im looking to cut down the amount of appearances i make on the highly popular "Photo Of The Weak" posts on "MusicProfessioMihi". so far, out of 18 Photos, ive been the subject of weakness in 8 of them...thats me in %44 of them! thats almost half!

So say the blog continues until the year 2090, there would be 4212 "photo's of the weak" and i would have stared 1853 times!!!

say.....WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

....Thats Shocking....

Fail #13: Girls

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Just Making Sure You Know

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Fail #12: Girls

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I Dont Get Them

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Fail #11: My Apology (By Emerson Brophy)

So, theres an apology, it will be heard at matthews pawty dedicated to me and an incident that occured between me and emerson. Im fairly sure that the apology is to what im thinking of....if not, then i still deserve the apology for whatever i cant remember. but what im thinking of was when.....

i was at my locker one sunny afternoon. I was at the peek of my happiness due to the day of education finally reaching to an end when all of a sudden! a dark shadow emerged behind me blocking what was left of the brilliant rays of light shining down on what happiness i had left and then all was cold...my ass shreiked at the frightful prospect of a huge scary and somewhat pointy knee that charged it its face and then i heard my asses silence and i then took its place screaming in agony.

The knee had struck my ass at a point which shattered my tail-bone, a bone i had always had problems with. As the knee withdrew its wrath apon me and my ass-tail-bone, it revealed the murderer....first as the knee backed away, i saw the sun, then what emerged at that point was a terrifying spikey haired assassin! its name was EMERSON!!!

Ands thats why hes apologising to me.

Good Day!


oh yeah, the point of the post was to GET HYPED FOR EMERSON BROPHY'S APOLOGY PERFORMANCE AT MATTHEWS BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS SATURDAY!!! dont miss it!!!

p.s. if you missed the bit where this was a fail-post, it was because emerson failed at hyping the performance up, so i am, and then, hopefully, everybody will know how important this is to emerson, and myself, and the friendship we share.

Until next time....bye

Fail #10: My Drum Kit

My Drum Kit is pretty much Mr Mulchay....

• It Probably looked okay when it was younger
• Its old
• Its skin is getting worn out
• I want a new one
• Its characteristics are getting old and i want new add-ons
• Its hinges need tightening (after every 4th song i play)
• Sometimes i wonder if it will break on me
• Sometimes i wonder if im frustrating the people around me who can hear it
• The same issues keep arising with my drum kit
• My drum kit is...... a zombie......well, maybe an "Inferi"

I think thats all i can relate...my drum kit is (for those who havent seen it):

3 Toms (high tom, low tom, floor tom)
1 Snare (which doesnt have a snare stand because i broke it so im using my stool which conveniently holds the snare so as not to disrupt its snarey sound)
1 High-Hat (very old stand)
1 Crash Cymbal
Double Kick Pedal (and the single kick in the shed, but who needs it when you got a kick-ass double kick which cost me $500)

Yeah, i don't even have a ride cymbal....but im saving up for either a new kit, or a cymbal pack so i can get a china cymbal (that cymbal is used commonly for breakdowns....HELLYES!!!)

So.....any buyers?

Fail #9: The Starburst Song---Attempt 1ne----Continued

So where was i? Oh right, the starburst song......awesome, just a bit, a tad, elephant, my sister.....WAIT!!! ok...

.....It was very bad at first, we did have a bit of technical difficulties, but the embarrasment of failing to perform this massively hyped song did come to an end when matthew and i got back up on stage and performed, without fault (Speaking through audiences ears/eyes) and we were da BOMB!

Hopefully youl see a good video of the whole song soon. I dont know about who has the full length one (except emerson). But leave a coment saying if you have it, or just give it to us!!!

Well, it was a fail that we will all remember, but is best forgotten...though it wont be.

Fail #9: The Starburst Song---Attempt 1ne

Well, the starburst song is an awesome song, theres no need to explain since i cant really put into words, how great it is. But! the first attempt at performing the starburst song did kinda, a little bit, just a tad, minutely, slendiferously, tiny, small, big, large, elephant, my sister, fucking dumbass, me, ronaldo, hot hot hot hot hot, awesome, better than mike "whats-his-name"...oh yeah, mike myers :)....Austin Powers...............what was i talking about???........

Fail #8: My Sister

My sister is sooo freakin annoying!!!

I wont go on about her right now, ill just give casual updates on how she's sooo annoying. the first reason?....she says:

"Oh My Jesus!"

WHAT THE HELL YOU STUPID BITCH!!!

that is all...

Fail #7: C.R----C.R (Conor Richards---Cristiano Ronaldo)

Can you see the link? same initials, i know some smart people were smart-people enough to know this. But i Fail here because...

I will Never Be As Good or Play Like Him..

...AND...

I dont Look Like Him

......

I can always dream

Fail #6: RONALDO-HEARTBREAK

He went to Real Madrid....That move is major Fail...and he broke my heart, this is also fail...

Why Ronaldo? Dont You Love me....didnt you love "us"?


Ill Still Love you.

Fail #5: FAMILY

Yes, my family does fail for those who know about it, but im here to talk about something a little different than my family problems...

...Its my failing of keeping my family together....well the important members of it anyways. HAHA

Some might know, some might not, but i have 5 sibling in my family, 1 sister, and the other one is a half breed....but she's still my sister (to my disgrace). My older siblings have all left me here in australia. These are my two brothers and one of my sisters. they are:

Oldest- (25yrs of age:Male) Chris(topher) Nielsen
Second Oldest- (23:Female) Julie Nielsen
Third Oldest (after Me)- (21: Male) Ben Nielsen

Chris has left for his occupation looking after families and their kids in their house (he stays with one family for over a year) in america. so he's gone for a very long time....oh and he's gay. For any of those who think im kidding, think not.

Julie has left for england for her boyfriend who's english. Shel;l be coming back after a couple of months and then going back over after a few weeks or so.

Ben has gone around the world with his girlfriend whom he met whilst she was visiting australia for study. Now they both go around the world for studying and leisure time together. He's gone for more than a year and left at the start of the year, so he's gone for a long time aswell.

This is them (with dad):

(from left to right- Julie, Ben, Chris, Dad)

This is them together:
(Left To Right- Ben, Julie, FAGBOY!!!...I mean, Chris)

I have Failed to keep them here with me to my despair...

I have a FailFamily situation....

Fail #4: CROCS

OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY GOD!!!OH MY god!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

Why do people wear these things!!! They are the foulest things on this earth! Here are Some points for you on crocs (AKA SHITPIECESOFSHIT!)":

1. They Look Disgusting
2. They Have holes in them
3. Just because you put flowers in the holes, it doesnt make them look better
4. Just because you have a kids range, it doesnt mean theyre cute
5. Flouro colours and other fucked up colours on the shoes doesnt look good at all
6. You dont wear socks with them....what the hell!!!
7. Their shape is screwed up...they are like freakin banana shapes!
8. They're are PLASTIC!!!
9. They have a strap that is confusing...does it go over the top? or behind your heel? either way it looks crap
10. They look like a ho-BO sold you them
11. ....a ho-BO that sold them for $0.000000000001
12. Strutting around in them like your happy about them just makes you look like a retard, a stupid happy retard!!!
13. Why spend your money on those pieces of crap when you could buy a CD instead?!?!
14. Why spend your money on them when you could go and rip some bark off a tree and strap them on your feet with weeds and look 1000 times better?
15. They destroy the colour, atmosphere, etc of the shops walls that they display them over
16. Isnt one of the purposes of the shoe to keep the feet off the floor and clean?....well with holes the size of my grannies vagina, i dont they are keeping your feet clean from much unless your walking in heaven, in which case cloud would get in the shoes. Who wants cloud in their shoes?!?!...not me!!!
17. Going anywhere beyond the actual shoes into thongs, slippers and even Ugg Boots is just bloody stupid!
18. Having hating them sooo much, ive had to write about them in here and its taken me a couple of minutes to write....what a waste of time it is to write about crocs.
19. You guys have to read about my fucking whinging on these pieces of crap
20. THEY ARE SHITHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are just a few points. if you have anymore to add, please do in the comments.

YOU FAIL CROCS!!!

Fail #3: SPELLCHECK

I am pissed at the spellchecks lack of correct spelling!!! When i write in "Conor" (and on this posting page) it has a dotted red line under as if to say..."Hey man, see me? I'm the red dotted line that tells you to SPELL YOUR OWN FUCKING NAME RIGHT YOU DUMBASS!!!".

Well im not sure, SpellCheck, but i think i know what im doing. I don't think, when i write the word, conor, that i actually mean to write any of the following suggestions:

1. condor
2. donor
3. honor
4. Honor
5. color

COMMON!!! number 3+4 are the same word just with a capital letter!!! and this spellcheck is defied by Microsoft words spellcheck when they clearly show that THIS ISN'T EVEN THE CORRECT SPELLING FOR THOSE WORDS!!! GEEZ SPELCHECK!!!

U Shuld gett Yoor Spelin Up 2 Geer!!#!

FAIL!!!

Fail #2: CREATING A BLOG

Well apart from this blog (The Fail), there are another few fail-blogs out there (not including all you wimp-asses who failed on accordance to Matthew and Geoff....respectively).

Upon making my own blog, i had attempted three times to get it right. They are as Follows:

1. Conor'sblog: This blog was designed to incorporate, like many other peoples blogs, the element of their opinions and daily lives. An insight to me, conor. It was FAIL!
   
2. ConorsFailBlog: This blog is the blog that i have created now, the failblog, only that i deleted it cos i chose the wrong format...It looked like crap, therefore it was branded FAIL!

Both of these blogs were crapola and were classed under extreme characteristics of definitely failing.

I sure am glad i learnt how to delete blogs!!!

Fail #1: SECRECY

Today marks the special day where I start to actually write in the blog for all you fans out there.

But Today also marks the special event of the first official fail. That is:

SECRECY - Well my attempts to keep Matthew (and the general public) from knowing that i had created this blog has failed miserably.
It started out fine, matthew didnt believe me, but he did when he got a random comment by someone who was actually a random and he grew suspicious. then he decided i definately didnt have one and annie also didnt believe me. I looked her in the eyes and, what did i say annie?..."Do You Believe Me Annie? I have a Blog. Do You Believe Me?"....her reply was a straight Foreward, "No". But Here it is guys!

After all these...weeks...keeping this blog under my eyes only while i contemplated actually cariung for it in the long term, i signed in and wrote a comment under one of the "Musicprofessiomihi" posts and my stupidity was my downfall. I hadnt thought that my name, when signed in, would give others the access to any blogs i had, and matthew found it. Hence my failing at secrecy.

"The Fail"

Hello Boys And Girls!!!

INTRODUCING..."The Fail", the blog thats pure purpose lies within Failing...

Here at, "The Fail", you can read about the earliest forms of fail, the trendiest forms of fail (cough cough...crocks...cough cough) the loudest forms of fail, the form of fail committed by human races, the latest fails and everything else, fail-like, in between!

So sit back and relax as this true fail-blog kicks off, fails and educates the lonely bum who is you reading this blog.

Enjoy!

Fail-Master Out!!!