Fail #170: 9: "Day 4/Release Your Inner Shopperbitch"

if you've read it, you'll know why.

Fail #169: Sweet, Sweet Chicken Kiev

Well, it was after football training tonight that i was picked up by my Pop (grandfather) and taken back to my grandparents house to have a beautiful dinner which included veggies, potato casserole, some cauliflower-cheese and an amazing chicken Kiev (chicken breast stuffed with bacon/ham with creamy cheesiness sauce in the middle for those who are unlucky enough to not know). so i wanted to try out the cheesey creamy sauce on my Kiev i had saved till last that was set out infront of me for my own helping. i was going to ask my Nanna what the sauce was but i was hungry cos it was after training (i was eating by myself because they had eaten before during my training) so i didnt ask Nanna and went straight for the sauce. I tried it and it was really nice...a bit strangely sweet, but thats okay cos it didnt taste half bad.

...it was custard. THE END.

Fail #168: Attack Attack! Tour

WHY OH WHY!?!?!?! First blessthefall come and do a concert that was an over 18's gig! and now Attack Attack is coming to Australia on account of "Take Action" which is an organization that deals with contemporary issues within society such as teen suicide, bullying, drugs and basically the younger generations issues, and they arent coming to perth!!! theyre going up and down the east coast and skipping us perthlings!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Sucks massive ass...im so upset. fuck all you haters of Attack Attack! also...you can go [insert abusive and foul langauge/threats here]. yeah, thats right.

On another Fail, ill call this one Fail #169: Attack Attack! Popularity

As much as i love attack attack!....i dont want people to make them just another band thats gone popular that everyone likes. In descriptions they are explained as creators of crabcore though topping the post-hardcore hierarchy...which means that theyre becoming popular. In many many reviews theyve been told that the new album was shit..which is why im confused as to why some articles say that they are topping the post-hardcore genre. I hope that everyone who disses them aloud, dies. i dont mind if you dont like them, just keep your insults to yourself. Im really quite in the hating mood at the moment. after an encounter with "Aussie Boar Hunter" magazine, im feeling 'no nonsense' (is that how you spell it? Nonesense? nonsense? Nonsence?...hmmm).

Haters dont deserve Attack Attack!'s brilliance!

Its one of those protective things that are strange because you want them to be recognised as good, but dont want them to be loved by everyone because you feel that you love them and dont want to be "another" person that loves them. COME TO PERTH!!!

pretty bad news, im upset.

Fail #167: Drum Fail

My drums 'epic capacity' is not big enough to withstand my 'epic capacity'. I come to this conclusion from the fact that today whilst blessthefall-ing and Attack Attack!-ing...my crash cymbal flew off...too much epic was used..i was over 9000.

therefore....new kit is needed. Desperately. (over the holidays i think my dads gonna help me buy an electric kit...not the real sound, but you know, its something that i can play without my parents complaining about the noise. damn you parents!

Fail #166: Brittany Spears

Blessthefall, an amazing band who has seen the likes of craig mabbitt sing as lead for their debut album "His Last Walk" which only now is ironic that it was "His Last....Album" or "his Last Walk" with them, like the last supper or something. I dunno. but the pint is, blessthefall had him, then he got kicked out and Beau Bokan came in who is as eqaully sexy as Craig. Now, they are the funniest freaking band i have ever watched. they update their youtibe accounts everyweek when they go on tour and have the funniest footage ever of their concerts and bus times and walking around cities and stuff (pranking other bands, bartering with the tolls they have to pay when crossing areas...which doesnt mean, they are bartering money, they barter with oreo's and tranbsformers masks) .

SO THE PINT OF THIS FAIL...comes with one of their video's on youtube which has Beau (the singer) on drums Matt Traynor (drummer) on vocals and their normal Bassist jared on bass all jamming to a cover of brittany spears' "circus" song. Yes they cover the song, and they arent blessthefall during this vieo, theyre "blessthespears"...they do a better job than brittany spears herself, especially live, since they actually perform it without lip syncing...

i cant ge the link on right now...cos im a gay spastic, but copy and paste this "Matt Traynor Goes Crazyy!"....and laugh at their awesomeness!

its only a 1minute clip so if your worried about it not being worth the load, then its only small...and definately worth the 'load'..

Best. Band.

Fail #165: Tellemarketer Convo

Siobhan (Half Sister....Half Cow): Hello?

Tellemarketer: HULLOOOOO! Would you like to plan your funeral?

Tellemarketer: *doesnt give siobhan time to answer* "Well we will offer you......blah blah blah.............. Yes?"

Siobhan: Ummm, no. Im 15.


Tellemarketer: kk Thanks. *hangs up*

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Well, thats not exactly 'quotable', but thats the gist. the tellemarketer asked siobhan if she wanted to buy their funeral plans and stuff and then she said she was 15 after they rambled on about shit. They dont give you time to state if you're the house owner or over 18 or anythihng. they piss me off. Not as much as most though. But still, they fail.

Also, my sister isnt half cow, nor is she my half-sister. She's just siobhan. Dont hate on me hating on my sister! or do, whatever. (geoff and wongy hate on her just as much...well, they dont do it as often, but when they do it its an epic burn and is enough burn to last 21 years. Geoff and Wongay's burns are pretty much life-sentence burn's.

Fail #164: Thinking Your Funny.

I think im hilarious!
Specific to text that is. Whenever i text people i laugh so hard at the stuff i write, but i dont think the other person ever returns the feeling of humour i felt from myself. its actually quite hilarious in itself. Also extremely sad...

E.g. Taylor: "Hey. Dont forget the DVDs"

Conor: "Hey. Dont forget your face"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The most unoriginal comeback of this century i believe, but i still cracked up laughing. I dont think i am alone however. I believe there would be other here who laugh at themselves. I bet brandon is one of them....and joe. hahaha.

Well, im done insulting myself. share if you laugh at yourself or if im a retard loser...or both, whatever.