Fail #84: MUTANT-ALIEN-POSsESsED-ROBOT-SOPHIE!!!

MY DOG, SOPHIE, DOESNT KNOW IM POSTING THIS.....AND IF SHE FINDS OUT....IM AFRAID SHE'LL KILL ME OR DEVOUR ME OR SHRINK ME OR SHOOT ME WITH HER LAZER EYES!!!

She May Be Cute, But Looks Can Be Decieving....Dont Look Into Her Eyes!!!

Fail #83: Oh And This!

"This" happened on tuesday after school at edgewater trainstation....i think it was wednesday.

Fail #82: Mosh Injuries

The Moshing at battle of the bands was awesome. There wasnt a band up on stage worth headbanging to properly but one band, the metal/punk/pop-hardcore band, "We Can Breathe In Space" who were soooo awesome with their breakdowns and catchy choruses. i mean, ive been, along with my friendly friends, to see many bands and i have never moshed before. Unless you count the rise against concert where there was a mosh and me and geoff went into it, but the song stopped and we just kinda went in and out the other side...i think. so i dont count that one.

But we, mainly speaking of Miguel, geoffrey, wongy and myself (and maybe brandon and blaise, whom i cant remember seeing amongst the mosh-ers), were nicely sweaty afterwards (wongy knows as he was on the floor when i was headbanging his face and got sweat all over his face from my hair) and we were all feeling a bit of headbanging hurt. I got some scratches and got beaten up a little in the moshing, and geoff went crazy as did miguel and wongy. I particularly enjoyed the enthusiasm radiating from geoffrey getting excited during the pre-performance with me and he went mental in the mosh too....escaped with some neck pain, but was okay...until he moved his head to the side and felt his neck muscles pull to a degree that hurt him and was present the morning after (from what i can remember of discussion).

Surprisingly, the red elbow is the one thats fine....its the one in the middle that really hurts still....though theres not much to show from it.


None of us were victim to severe "bangover" i think is what miguel refered to it as...though in saying this my neck is still stiff and im guessing everyone elses is too. Though i escaped, i did something to my elbow, cos it really hurts still, and got those few marks. but a truelly awesome night thanks to "We Can Breathe In Space". A good night out (in the end).

Fail #81: George W. Bush

George W. Bush

In a magnificent digital photography lesson full of life lessons and stuff, i found out how much of an idiot George really was....and is. Ive compiled a few of his most uplifting, inspiring quotes. Here you go:

• “The thing that's wrong with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur”
• “Most imports are from outside of the country”
• “Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.”
• “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.”
• “It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”
• We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it.
• I think we agree, the past is over.
• I promise you, I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasnt here
• If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it.
• I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but i dont always agree with them.
• “They misunderestimated me.”
• “I am the right.”

...As Bush clearly and accurately states for once in his life, “In my sentences I go where no man has gone before.” and, "I admit it, i am not one of the great linguists"....no George, No you're not.

Fail #80: My Knowledge of the Red Hot Chili Peppers

I didnt know that Will Ferrell played drums for the Chili Peppers!!!

And that Roony played Bass for them!!!

Crazy Stuff

Fail #79: Wise words and Nice Pictures

Yes, we've all seen them at joondalup station. The wise words of people talking of time before civilisation, words of aborigine's of the men and women telling tales of long ago. and next to them are the nice tiles of pictures, very small, but they are viewer friendly. They have things like a cave drawn, or a lake, or a baby, or a tree and mountain, but brandon and i found a few that were strange. There was the Carrot that was spelt, "carrota" and a qoute by mr Cock-man, and then there was this...

condom....oooooh, ofcourse...impasto wouldnt you say?

Fail #78: OH SHIIIIIIT!!!!!

LOOK OUT BRANDON!!!!!