Fail #177: Shaving Cut

They are really quite annoying. i suffered my first ever shaving cut today, and my god was it a good one! It was shaving the moustache area and i was going up towards my nose (right nostrel for your specific information) and went to round it off so i didnt go up my nose, but i accidentally slid it down on the diagonal and sliced my face for a 3 cm decline...i had a string of skin sliced off and lots and lots of bleeding. i took a picture, but its on miguel old phone which i dont have software to cnnect to the computer so i cant show you. i can show you tonight if your gong to pucc's, but yeah, its annoying afterwards. especially when i forget ive done it and go to scratch there...that hurts like a bitch.

if youve cut yourself shaving, please share. i know miguel had one where his brother came in and bumped him in the morning before school and came to school WEILDING a tissue to try and stop the relentlessly bleeding cut, which was...relentlessly bleeding regardless.

blaise might have had a few more cuts than us as he started younger than we did, id assume. you marvelously hairy bitch beast.

Wongy? i know your one for shaving. i'd go so far as to call you a shaving-addict. (Everyone still good for that intervention for matthews shaving addiction on tuesday? text me if your not good for that)

How about you elissa? your many shavings of your prodominantly hairy upper lip cause you any grief?

Brittany? ranga skin is sensative...care to prove me wrong?

and Annie? ....oh Annie poor CV girl...i cant imagine how tough it is for you.

That is all, the fail is shaving cuts. Fuck you shaving cuts...Fuck you with all my heart.

Fail #176: Wikipedia Heartbreak/Heart Attack Attack!

[WARNING!]
This post is a very long and boring post if you dont give a shit about soundwave, so you best not read this then. if you do like soundwave and are interested in the lineup and rumours, read ahead!


so i went on wikipedia to see about soundwave again and that list i put up was cancelled and went down to 5 bands....my heart was ripped out of my chest as asking alexandria were not there on the lineup. wiki had lied.

BUT!

I went onto rumours and info and stuff on various sources and the soundwave forums gave some interesting information. asking alexandria have said on twitter that they have some good news for australia, and there is also rumours that Alesana and Attack Attack! are coming for soundwave. if these rumours are true, its gonna be like a Vans warped tour!!! The tour in america that is my dream to attend. so that's be sweet. some other notable post-hardcore/synth-core bands rumoured are "I See Stars", "Breathe Carolina", "Sky Eats Airplane", "Peirce the Veil", and more! They also recon that system of a down have a possible re-uniting chance. and Tom, there are some metal bands here: machine head, slayer (thrash) and some others that are big named.

heres the page from the soundwave forum, sorry, its lengthy. (it has a not playing list, linkin park is in it...motherfuckers!!!)

Confirmed by Soundwave:
*The Blackout
*Protest The Hero
*The Ataris
*Trash Talk
*All That Remains
*Less than Jake
*Veara
*A Skylit Drive (by AJ, but not formally announced yet)
*There For Tomorrow

Rumours:
*Mayday Parade (AJ has said it is highly likely they will play)
*Sum 41 (AJ has said it is highly likely they will play)
*New Found Glory (Both AJ/NFG shown great interest)
*Bayside (Both AJ/Anthony shown great interest)
*I See Stars and Sky Eats Airplane are possible.
*1 of Breathe Carolina, I See Stars and Pierce the Veil have been contacted.
*I See Stars have been contacted (Just need to "sort their shit out"- possibly that whole band member crisis)
*1 of We Came as Romans, Asking Alexandria, Attack Attack! and Stick to your Guns are confirmed. 2 were distinct possibilities.
*AJ has said that someone would be very happy with the lineup as she requested Anberlin, The Rocket Summer, *Something Corporate,and Forever the Sickest Kids.
*AJ has been trying for SoCo, however, Andrew currently plans to disband the band in August.
*A Skylit Drive has been hinted at a few times.
*Alesana dropped their September tour, and that DJ guy from Red Ant Touring who was supposed to announce it (? i think) said they are now playing Soundwave.
*AJ said he may look into Alter Bridge
*Every Avenue has stated they would be here early next year.
*The Maine have stated they had plans to come .. early next year. (? I remember someone telling me something like that)
*Fireworks have said they hope to play.
*Hit the Lights have said they hope to play.
*Jona from Bring Me The Horizon said they were playing (Albeit that was before the BFMV tour announcement, still possible though)
*Various members from Blessthefall have stated they are playing while on tour with SOTY.
*SOTY said they were in talks with AJ about doing SW.
*Lostprophets said they were pretty sure they would play.
*Blink 182 (only occur if Travis flies- UNLIKELY)
*Metal Stage headliner is "big enough" to headline main stage.
*DevilDriver. (heard from DD guys on Dec. LOG tour)
*Lombardo saying Slayer were playing SW at drum clinic, which everyone assumed was 2010. Would be big enough to headline. DD guys backed this up.
*The Gaslight Anthem have stated they will be here in early 2011-Early March. AJ has said he tried to get them previously, but they were recording.
*Polar Bear Club said they hope to play.
*Throats aim to be here around March.
*Soundgarden are among rumoured due to recent reunion. Could be the token 90s band. (Have ties to BDO, but hasn't stopped AJ before)
*Primus properly reunited, and are recording a new album soon. Ties to BDO, but again, doesn't necessarily matter.
*Chino (Deftones) was interviewed on the racket and said that he was hoping to play either their own headline tour at the end of this year/one of the big australian festivals at the start of next year.
*Despised Icon farewell tour (although, supposedly are touring with Ion Dissonance)
*System of a down reunion hints (as usual)
*AJ being at the recording studio while Terror were tracking their album.
*The Damned Things (Rock Sound mag interview: On an Australian Festival early next year)
*Bush reformation. Again could be token 90s reformation band.
*Nova FM sources claim Weezer are a headliner.
*Bayside saying on formspring they will be back in early 2011.
*On Machine Head tour in March, when asked when they would be back Jamie & Chris of Hatebreed both said independently "Soundwave next year".
*AJ has said that he wouldn't wait another 3 years to tour Hatebreed and would get them back asap.
*DineAloneRecords talking about shortfastloud and the sw band announcements.
*Asking Alexandria have good news for Aussies.
*Mad Caddies saying they are playing SW.
*H20 saying they cancelled their September tour for something bigger early next year.
*When asked why they cancelled their tour, H20 apparently replied with Soundwave.
*When buying Terror merch, you get a message saying "See you in Feb"
*We Are The Ocean coming next year.
*When Joey Cape recently toured, He mentioned after the Adelaide show that he would be back in Australia with Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies in the near future.
*MXPX Press release: http://www.soundwavefestival.com/forum/music-news-thread?page=280#commen... "MxPx will continue to perform in festivals and one-off dates with Chris Wilson (The Summer Obsession) sitting in on drums. MxPx All-Stars will embark on a new International tour to Australia in early 2011, which will feature the same line-up from their first tour to Japan and Malaysia – Mike Herrera, Kris Roe of The Ataris and Chris Wilson"
*AJ has tweeted a few times and all but confirmed that John Farnham is headlining the festival.

Not playing:
*Aiden
*Rancid
*Simple Plan
*A Day To Remember
*We Came as Romans (Recording during Soundwave time)
*Breathe Carolina (Seeing as I see stars had been asked)
*Pierce the Veil (Seeing as I see stars had been asked/ they're coming for Take Action)
*Therefore I Am (AJ stated he was trying his best to keep out bands that toured in the last 12 months in re: to this request)
*Iron Maiden ("may be a bit out of our price range")
*Architects (AJ said they will be doing a headline tour)
*Hawthorne Heights (lineup is full)
*A Loss For Words (said so themselves)
*Candlemass
*Haste The Day
*Gojira
*Psychostick
*Slipknot
*Linkin Park
*Children of Bodom
*Circa Survive
*A Static Lullaby
*The Haunted
*Smashing Pumpkins
*Amity Affliction, Misery Signals, Confession, Flood of Red
*Jet Lag Gemini
*Our Last Night
*Envy on the Coast (broke up)
*Atreyu (supposedly coming before year's end)

evanescence are recording a new album that would be ready for soundwave, but thats a slim chance.

Blessthefall might.

In other news, korn are expected to come to Australia with their 18month world promotion tour for their eighth studio album. Miguel, get your sweet ass ready.

i dont think alot of these bands will tour with soundwave because theyve already just recently been within a year or two. bands like blessthefal (played a month ago in perth over 18's the bastards!) and attack attack are coming to play over east (but not in perth the bastards!). i dont think that they would come back so soon, but lets hope!

thats all my SW news for now. Why do they do this to us?!?! its too early to be getting excited for soundwave!!! THEYRE KILLING ME!

Fail #175: OMFG!!!!! GIVE ME ANY FAIL SO I CAN POST MY AWESOME NEWS!!!

siobhan sucks fail ass!


ASKING ALEXANDRIA ARE PLAYING NEXT YEARS SOUNDWAVE!!!! OMFG!!! IM SOOOO FUCKING EXCITED! AMAZED! CRAZY!!! here are some others!

Lineup

• The Blackout
• Protest the Hero
• The Ataris
• Trash Talk
• All That Remains
• Less Than Jake
• Veara
• A Skylit Drive
• There for Tomorrow
• Asking Alexandria
• We Came As Romans
• Mayday Parade
• NOFX
• Between The Buried And Me
• Mad Caddies
• Suicide Silence
• We Are The Ocean

this is it so far, names are being released every wednesday from triple j and stuff. ASKING ALEXANDRIA! A SKYLIT DRIVE!!! the other ones who are up and coming/popular/ihave and dont love but are good are we came as romans and between the buried and me, and we are the ocean, and all that remains and Protest the hero.

ITS POST-HARDCORE MADNESS!!!! FUCK YES!




theres also mayday parade for those of you who enjoy a lighter alternative side.

BUT ASKING ALEXANDRIA!!! for those who are interested in going from the bands that are up now, give me the word and ill hit yall up with some AA...ASKING ALEXANDRIA!!! we need the other AA, Attack Attack!

so freaking awesome! if it turns out to be rumors, im gonna kill everyone. everyone.

THEY ARE THE SYNTH BREAKDOWN GODS!!!

Fail #174: Yeah, i kinda have to...

...Im sorry, my photoshopping/image editting is terrible. It makes you want to cry. i know, i was there.

So there you go. in the creation of my starburst shower dream, im a fail editer and im sorry you had to see it.

((Fail #173:) (Epic Jam Ses(h(?))?))

Yeah, my brackets are used unnecessarily and are completely out of order. they're also done correctly...so what? im a master bracketteer. deal with it. Bitch.

Sorry bout that. some bitch thinks my brackets aren't necessary. Anyway. So i was fully pumped yesterday! epic jam at Ma Boi, Eddy's!!! gone be epic! got ma breakdown groove on, waiting for a stick stickly cover to happen! got me attack attack rollin all up in ma shit! got to the E-dogs house at 2:03. wasnt early, wasnt late...much. Had a strange sentence circling in my head all day, "Hope it's the right day?" *turns to julie, my sister, in the car, "its thursday today right?" ...julie says, "yeah, course"....i dismiss all possibilty i could have the wrong day.*

I got to eddillity's house, rang that bitches mothersweetin door bell, i mean, i rang it good! if someone rang my door bell that good, i'd definately let them play my pokemon heartgold.....maybe not.

Nessecary Sub-reference: "You can ring my Be-e-ell, ring ma bell"

so Eddy sprinted, because of my epic bell ring, from his hair-mirror and comb at lightning pace shoving his mother out of the way as she was cleaning his "for-being-awesome-hair" trophies....to the door.


(I think eddy uses this, it the only way his hair could be so awesome).



So....

eddsticklemanipples opened the door and see's me, face contorting, yes, contorting, from the smile bearing face miguel would wear after watching a racist act being performed, to that of the face when i found out attack attack! were not to be coming to perth for their australia appearance. Eddy waved his hand at me and i opened with a real smooth line, "have i got the right day?".....eddy says nothing, but shakes his head slowly from side to side. followed with, "Nobody told you?. *in my mind: .......FUUUUUUUUCK!!!*

yeah, turns out it wasnt on. it had been cancelled. so it was quite embarrasing for myself.
It was a traumatic experience and the only way ill ever get over it is if somehow, starbursts rain on me while im playing drums to attack attack!...but whats the possibilty THAT will ever happen? definately not at the NEXT jam session. SURELY not. it would be outrageous to think that something that crazy woul- FUCKING SHOWER ME WITH FUCKING STARBURSTS WHILE IM PLAYING DRUMS TO ATTACK ATTACK! MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

and that is all. no hard feelings.

starburst shower-dreaming,

Un-starburst-showered-on-Conor.







P.S. This is what my dreams look like...





P.S. Thats took me freakin ages to make. you better enjoy it!
And i dont need any comments about my photoshopping skills! i know they are the bomb-diggidy.

oh, and its not really photoshop skills, that would have been easier. i did it with paint, multiple images, microsoft office picture manager and layered on microspft word to screen print and paste on paint. hahaha, geneous. enjoy.

Fail #172: Word Verication #(i cant remember)

I hate when my word verification has hidden meanings or secret messages! Dont you?

Fail #171: Art/School/Mrs Valentine....

so its almost 3am in the morning....and im still looking for an artist in order to keep Ms Valentine happy tomorrow...thanks Ms Valentine!

But i do love you. Its all geeeewrd!....but not really, im planning on no sleep at this rate.

Well, back to it! Cya!

[EDIT]: well its now 5:30am and i couldnt find someone i wanted so ive chosen Magritte.

.....great.