Fail #208: AND....*drum roll*

By popular demand (well, by more appealing and entertaining purposes really), out of Me and Darcie,....

BRANDON FAILS!!!

Dont worry, i counted the votes. it all adds up to brandon failing and not me. -.-

Fail #207: Conor or Darcie?

Okay, so who fails?

There is a monumental battle going on and i need to know who fails in the arguement, Me or Darcie.

So if anyone would like to drop a name in the comments for who fails, that'd be great. :D

YOURE GOIN DOWN!!!

p.s. I love you all, my friends, my comrades. I love you all so much. <3

Fail #206: Out of Businuss?

It seems the boys at musicprofessiomihi have run into a big issue regarding continuing attactive blogging with one of their most well known traits of recounts of group activities and happening with the awesomeness of relevant photo's. This aint cool. i would like to tease them and be a bitch as a fellow blogger (if i can call myself a blogger these days). but i think this is terrible, i think my love for musicprofessiomihi is known and i would hate for them to shut down (even if they are huge A-holes who sometimes make me look like the douche i really am. love y'all).

It's a fail noonetheless. and heres a picture on my blog.

...BECAUSE I CAN. :O

Fail #205: My Art Deserves To Be Noticed!

Most of you will remember my piece of crap art with the Chicken on a plate above the words, "This is not my dinner". Well, i thought that i could improve on it and it would be amazing, brilliant, magnificent and even worth a lot of money. So i grabbed my good friend Brittany and we got to work on my art to make it look spectalitranomious.

...AND THIS IS WHAT BRILLIANCE FOLLOWED!!!

tis Wongy (We did most people in code names)

Brandon (Featured as BrandMilkBoy)

Brittany (features as Nyat...her reasoning was that 'Nyat' was her name backwards...are you sure Britt? i thought there were more letters...)

Myself (Featured as con-RAWR...and in casts cos i hurt myself and a cross for one eye because im semi dead according to Brittany)

EDWEE (Look at that hair, OMG)

There was reference to pretty much everyone including "Josephina" doing irish Dancing,"Blast me Castle", thats for you Tom, "Miggy P" doing some WCBIS stomping/Joelski-epic-hands, annie whos face looked really peddy-y, conrad, Ellissswa, ashlyn or coded, "Liddle Person", who was a tiny stick figure, Darcie called "Donkey Bong", 'elephant fingers' and more. and if we forgot about you then im sorry, but there are a few stick figures that were unnamed and a few entitled ,"Children" so you are the children and we are all one big happy family.

After this we decided that it was good enough to......

Be in joondalups......

Art Exhibit!!!

So it was the opening piece for all the intrested arty peoples, and i do not lie when i say that within ten seconds it was noticed (even if it was by an asain mother who told her son to move away), and then other people noticed it and me and Brittany, obviously quite exhausted from doing so much hard work, enjoyed the shops for the afternoon. and we discussed many hot topics such as WONGAY. youre all we talked about wong.

oh yeah, Matthew was gonna come but he had to study for his most enjoyed subject and topic most close to his heart, RELIGION. Even though you missed out, atleast youre gonna ace this important exam! if you're reading this Ms Wongy/Mummy/Girlfriend/step-mother/whatever we named you, then i think you made the right decision. Good parenting, im glad my parents suck at it! (but my mother and father are very loving parents, dont judge them) and one last thing for Mrs Wingay Wang, if you're reading...EXCUSE ME?!?! was i talking to you? i dont think so! Do Not interrupt me again, please...GEEZ".

SO I HAD FUN THIS AFTERNOON! AND I FINALLY HAVE AN ART PIECE I LIKE AND THAT IM SATISFIED WITH!!! but shhhh, cos people cant know its mine, or a student of Mater Dei's. :O

P.S. i run faster than a car! :O

P.S.S. Some bitch was a bitch at the shops...what a bitch.

Fail #204: APART from Annie deciding to wear her summer uniform in preparation for todays exam cos of the previous post...

...I made an omelette and it didnt turn out awesome. This is what it looked like before (lefts leave taste out of this post, shall we? Good)

And this is it after it was cooked!!! And i believe that looks are the most important thing...IN ALL OF LIFES CIRMCUMSTANCES (Annie, that was a joke) :D

BTW, arent these bananas just the cutest?!?!?!

Fail #203: Oh Yeah! I forgot!

Brandon, you came to school for exams in your summer uniform. After we'd been told for weeks before, infact months before our exams were even scheduled.

But you provided us with many "Fuckin Brandon"'s so although you fail...Fuckin Brandon.


"Fuckin Brandon", we all like to do it,

Bye now. :)

Brandon we have exams next week. Its the transition period, so we wear our SUMMER UNIFORM this time...promise.

Fail #202: Faceboo...?

if you thought, "FACEBOOK", then you thought correct.

I meant to write facebook.com into my address bar...but i wrote, "facebonk.com".

faceBONK? no thankyou.

Luckily upon entering my search (as you generally hit enter as soon as you finished your typing) nothing naughty opened on my page. But i thought that was a fail which was potentially a fail if porn had appeared on my screen whilst i was talking to my dad. hmmm

i warn you all to be carefull, you dont know when porn will strike.

Fail #201: Camwhores (It's Okay, 'Camwhores Dont Suck. It's Just an Introduction. I Love You Camwhores Out There)

So this post is about the prospect of unknowledgable Camwhores who dont realise that they have talent. they can be seen in shots where they decide to pose wihtout knowing it is a respectable profession and takes talent, bravery, comfortability with oneself and flexible self-consciouslness, the latter trait being one i find hard to master. I found out that my brother Benny-Boy takes quite a good shot...when he CAMWHORES!!!

:O

I'm So Proud!


look out Wongy.

Fail #200: EPIC BIG FAIL COS ITS FAIL #200!!!

CROCS!!!

....and newly competative with the epic croc fails....SNUGGIES

:O

HAHAHA! LOOK AT THEM!!! theyre so pathetic.

good for all your sibling rivalries! apparently -.-

on second glance...these might be a young couple...who like to fist fight. but its okay! theyre wearing snuggies! its all in good fun with snuggies!!!

Look at them! they are the fail clothing of clothing second to only crocs, but only by a miniscule vote. Have you seen the adds when they were on? the parents are high fiving each other, they replay the high five twice...it must be super awesome! and then they go on and say its great for outdoors too, and a mother is down at her sons sporting event. she's in her freaking back-to-front dressing gown to a social event??? huh? thats fucked up.

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Scenario #1:creation of the Snuggie

"hey man, heres a dressing gown, i got it for your birthday!...hey? what are you doing with the dressing gown i bought you? your doing it wrong! h-h-hey! put it on properly! dont wear my dressing gown like that! ITS THE WRONG WAY AROUND!!!"



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Scenario #2: Snuggie Existence

"...dude, what the fuck is that ugly shit your wearing?"

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I'm sorry if i offend anyones opinions here....no im not, cos its my opinion. wear em if you want, i think theyre ugly.

...elissa, im sorry you feel the way you do about snuggies. but i'll try to still love you. :)

Fail #199: Laziness

so im supposed to be studying, you know, like everyone in year 12. and i was doing my school work stuffs until i decided to practise a few songs on thy drumsies and i got my first drumgasm. It wasnt like, "ZOMG! that was amazing", it was like, i made faces and stuff cos it was epic, like a guitarist! thats right folks! i moved and squirmed and all that! (no 'thats what she said's or sexual relationship-linking to these references please... :/

so thats what happened. thank you for this amazing experience drum kit. We should do it again some time....lets not tell darcie about our...relationship. it'll be strictly "business" to her.

Emerson i hire you to do the MIB memory bleeping thing.

*bleep*


....i just read the title of this post and yeah, i didnt actually post about what i was gonna post about. so this is the official post. :D
(i got distracted cos it started with the drums and i went on a tangent.)

so! i was playing drums to songs and i put the keyboard over where the drums were (about 5 metres away from the computer) so i can press play and pause and skip and such. Now, i found myself at the computer about 15minutes later and i decide to check up on facebook. i also want to comment on something. But i forgot the keyboard. i didnt want to go all the way over there so i spent 5 minutes trying to decide wheher i would go over and get the keyboard or use the on-screen keyboard...and i also had to find it in the start menu which was tough if I can say so myself. i ended up staring over my shoulder in contemplation of whether to get to the keyboard. after deciding i was to blog on my laziness and i had to search in my HISTORY on the nternet to find my own blog URL to get here and press the TAB button to get to write my post, was when i decded to get my keyboard. it was a long walk.

So laziness, i banish you from now on! i need to study! goodbyle!

Fail #198: Its Me...How Sad

Courtesy of Gracie

Fail #197: Doucheness

You should think twice before exercising it. ESpecially if youve got an abundance of it. Think smart, think of the consequences, i dont do it enough.







P.S. DONT FUCKING BACKFLIP OFF SHIT IF THE GROUND IS HARD!

Fail #196: Google Maps' Picure of My House

Well, there have been many changs since google maps took its last pictures of houses, in my case, the house i live at now with mum has a picture from when we werent living in it, but the old owners were. and as i was looking at it, because my sister requested to look at it, she noticed (sister = julie) that there was a penis on the driveway. look at it. you will see.

EDIT: I have been informed you cannot see it. ill deal with it when im not busy. but theres a penis on my driveway...not a real one. goodnight.




this is the best angle to see it from, its hard to see the balls, but the head is pretty distinct.

thanks google!!!

#195:

Fail #194: Nevershoutnever...especially when your dead, cos...well, you cant.

I dont remember all my dreams last night but i know i had many. i was looking at the soundwave lineup and as i was looking through the list my eyes brushed over "Nevershoutnever" and it triggered the memory of one part of my dreams last night. it was strange. the part of this dream i remembered went like this:

I entered a bedroom (dunno who's) and i saw Eddy on a bed, he turned to me and then whispered, "conor..." whilst softly weeping. I was worried, but before i said anything, Eddy pulled up a magazine and showed me a picture of the nevershoutnever guy and choked thoguh the words, "He's gone, he passed away. nevershout never, conor, hes dead..." and sobbed a bit on the corner of the bed. I remember only feeling like crying too, and im not sure if i did, cos thats all i remember.

Strange little dream huh. i dont even know if eddy likes nevershoutnever or if he's even listened to him before...

I hope its not a premonition.

Fail #193: Apple.

...oh apple. I want to eat you, but, but...then i'd have to cut you up. and that takes effort. Oh apple, why cant you cut yourself up for me? Id then eat you easily enough without exerting too much effort, because afterall, i am a lazy bitch. Apple, why do you tease me so? Luscious and green, not a brown bruise on you, not a patch of random yellow (i mean, What the fuck is with random patches of discolour? i like my apple pigmency to be constant and consistent). you are perfectly round, just the way i like you, and the condensation that has been produced accents your desireable refreshingnesslessnessment. How i long for a sweet taste of your juices. APPLE!!! GET THE FU@K IN MY MOUTH!!!

Im so lonely...

Fail #192: Parental Warnings

(2 hours earlier) Me: "Im gonna do my homework so i dont have to get up in the morning, mum".

(2 hours later) Mum: "Hey Conor? are you doing your homework?"

Me: "...Nope"

Mum: "Oh Conor. If you did your bloody homwork when you said you were going to, youd be mucking around by now."

Me: "Mum, i was smart. I skipped the homework bit and went straight to the mucking around".

Fail #191: Catshit Everywhere!

Catshit Everywhere,


Catshit Everywhere.


Catshit Everywhere,


Its Even In My Hair.






Catshit Everywhere,


Catshit Everywhere.


Catshit Everywhere,


Its all over my chair.






I just wanna eat a pear,


But i cant cos theres motherfuckin catshit every-fucking-where.

Fail #190: My Mum is...

...WORKING FOR THOMAS!!!

Yes, thomas Mcgloughlin (if my spelling is correct) has my mum cleaning his house. Mum is a Nurse and does work, but she decided she wants extra money while she isnt working so she just decided to try and do cleaning because she's good at it and doesnt mind it. (most mums are good cleaners, they are ___ afterall). And mum got chatting to Thomas' mother and yeah, she's cleaning toms house for 3 hours every so often. its crazy!

Tom? Guess What?...my mum's been in your room...creepy.

But she said she liked all your manchester untited stuff and said you had a nice room. so that was sweet of her. But still. MY MUMS IN YOUR ROOM!!!

She aint no mexican, so treat her nicely. And she isnt Full australian so she isnt your convict thomas, she is a little german too, so if you fuck with her, expect your house to be turned into a gas chamber and the next time your family is eating dinner, BAM! locked in your house and gassed to death. So look out for that.

Enjoy your family meals, while you can...

I find this really strange, definately a fail. I somehow feel like because my mums boss would be toms mum in a respect, that tom can now order me around...its hard to describe.

Fail #189: Wow! what a shit blog...

....its really shit.