Fail #106: Annoying People/Things Of The Past Decade

People have done their top artists or whatever and i started to think of mine but couldnt cos its too hard to place an importance or liking over each other in such a fashion. Then it came to my attention that even if i could, i couldnt blog about it cos its a failblog (you smart-asses who think my music is fail can go fuck yourselves) so ive decided, for the turning of the new decade, i would blog the fails of the noughties...or what i could remember thats fail. sorry if i offend anyone. hahaha

Kelly Osbourne...

just general try-hard hipHop Rappers...

-Kanye West

-50 Cent

-Nelly (i think)

-Snoop Dog

"GrillZ" (the teeth grills)

Akon (kinda the same as the previous)...

George Bush...

Miley Cyrus...

Osama Bin Laddan...

Robert Pattinson (After Twilight)

Gerrard Way...

Kerri-Anne (The Morning Show Shit)

Crazy Frog...

Americans!..

Mary Murphy (Off American So You Think You Can Dance)...

Lady Gaga...

"Fergie" (individually)...

Black Eyed Pea's (After They Broke Up and Rejoined)...

Gatuso, Totti and the whole of the Italian Football Team...

Zac Efron...

Amy "HUGE-FUCKIN-WINE-CASTLE" Winehouse...

David Hasselhoff...

Liam Powell (dickhead)...

iPods...

Stupidly Designed Hoodies, shoes, and clothes...

Sarah Jessica Parker...

TeenyBoppers (a young teenager, particularly a girl, who follows adolescent trends in music, fashion and culture)...

MSN/TEXT Langauge

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-ROFL -LOL -LMAO, etc...

Terrorism...

Politics...

Global Warming/Humans Killing The Planet...

Chav's

(I researched a very entertaining blog for my post called, "The NoughtiesWere Shit" haha. enjoy this snippet of a rant on Chavs....)

"Economically valueless, they work – when they work at all – in industries that have been rendered more or less obsolete by the march of progress. They are perennially drunk and have loud screechy voices drawing unwarranted attention to their tasteless outfits and rough, bitterness-chiseled faces.

Motivated only by spite, rage and an animalistic lust for undeserved monetary reward, they lazily gorge themselves on a diet of celebrity gossip, fads and irrational fear. They prefer the rule of the mob to that of law. They are criminally ignorant. They breed nasty, unvaccinated, disease ridden children. They lie around at home – producing nothing of value – and dragging the whole intellectual life of our nation into a scuzzy, ugly, acquisitive quagmire with their vile, toxic presence."

OUCH!!! I think after they said about their "disease ridden children" they went a little far, but for the entertainment of us at home! and i sure enjoyed it!!!

I dont want to postpone another freakin post so ill post it now with thousands of more fails present from the last decade. I encourage and leave the comments open to both comment and also continue the lost of fails from the past decade whether it be a person (e.g. conrad, haha) or an object or law or rule or lamp-post or a certain tooth in your mouth, i dont care, just feel free!

now i leave the post with my ultimate fail of the decade. It lies in the Fashion category and is the obvious choice for "fail-creation-of-the-decade". yes you guessed it!!!

CROCS

OMG 8RUTH3RZ & SK8ER BOIZ!!! L:OL g2g

L8erZ