Fail #118: Idiodic Word/tag Choices

After watching the Manchester United vs Manchester City football match last week, i heard that, after tevez had scored his goal, he had received the rude finger :0 from Gary Neville. I didnt see this on the Television so thought i'd look it up on youtube. I must say, after reviewing my choice of words and order i used them, i felt a bit stupid...

Fail #117: Dong Pong

nuff said.

Fail #116: Devil Child?....No, Devil Dad

Thats right, ive got my own "DD", "Double D", "Devil Dad" at home. look at those horns! nasty piece of work those are. gives hellboy a run for his money.


It reminds me of Jim Carrey/Ace Ventura in "When Nature Calls"....cos of his hair

Zac: R.I.P

The dog who i first met in the backyard of a joondalup house, barking madly, viscious looking even, but only for the moment until i opened the gate and at once felt his loving, warm and friendly embrace. His name was, is, Zac.

He's the dog that felt i was the stranger as much as i felt he was, in my new family, but we quickly accepted eachother, and i quickly fell in love with the new addition to my family, my home and my life. I can only hope that he felt the same about me.

It was a short time, about 2-3 years that i knew Zac, but those years were full of fun memories, and good times, sometimes frustrating like the barking or getting in the way, but any barking or any standing in my path wouldnt ever get in the way of our indifferent affection for eachother.

It's definately a sad loss to me and to my mum and to my two sisters who loved Zac. But to Mums Boyfriend, Mark, Zac's loss is greater than i can even begin to imagine. Zac was more than a pet to mark. Since Mark got Zac as a puppy, he has treated Zac with every bit of love, every bit of respect and consideration than he does to my mum, myself and every other human who's lucky enough to have met Mark, he treated Zac as his own. The last thing Mark was to Zac was his owner. Mark was his Father, his friend, his brother, his companion, his family, he was Zacs everything, and Zac meant everything to Mark. The dog he had watched grow, helped grow and loved for years and years. So its Mark who i ask people to consider in this time.

It pains me to deliver this tragic news. But i have lost a friend and loved family member.

Zac, i love you, as did everyone else. Sorry for the bad times, 'no worries' for the good times and thankyou for everything. Thankyou for all the memories, love and happiniess you brought me and my family. I'll miss the nights you and I spent outside together and hope that the little time i had with you meant as much to you as it did to me. I'll never forget you. Goodbye.

R.I.P ZAC

Fail #113: When Your Desperately Hungry

When mum had her firnds over one night for a BBQ, they waited till about 10 o'clock to have dinner, so me and my sisters julie and siobhan decided to take matter into our own hands creatively. we found some "CC's" and cheese....and mustard. this is how it turned out.

It wasnt as bad as i thought, but then again, we were starving.

Try it if you dare!

and the creator was this young midget-hating woman.

Fail #112: W2 Sushi Noodle

i burnet myself on the deep fryer at work on thursday and i got big bubbles on my burn, it killed. the water was at 190 degrees when it dripped on me and the result was a burn that bubbled. and when i push the bubble (blister) the bubble would go down and continue through my skin to another bubble. it was a bit weird.

it was hard to get a clear picture on my phone cos of the flash too close would make the picture white and also un-focused. so thats what i got. that was the burn on friday, it was worst on saturday. it looked like a BOUNCY-CASTLE!!! YAY!!!

Fail #111: WOW! Look At Those 1's!!! EPIC!!!

Ummm, this isnt about the 1's, but on that "EPIC!!!" note...i downloaded the attack attack! album and im quite enjoying its electro-ness and screamo-ness, i call it......electro-scream or screamtro, whatever.

But, the real fail occured on friday day upon transferring music from my mp3 player to brandons computer where he will torture the mp3 format to that of an itunes bitch, poor poor music. say no to itunes...and ipods. so upon delivering alesana's new album "The Emptiness", me and my accomplice at the time found an interesting receit...

NOOOOO!!! TWILIGHT!!!

I thought i Knew You Brandon. I will No longer call you by your nickname "on".

p.s. i still wanna call you "on"

Fail #110: Bitches

Bitches....

Fail #109: MW....thats Matthew Wong...or is it?

DAMN YOU MARTHA WAINWRIGHT!!!

That's what I imagine Matthew saying anyway.

Fail #108: Dragonball Z Fans in Our Group

Well, i recently met the Z Fighters....yeah, meet and greet. and i made friends with Vageta and Goku. We had lunch, played mini golf, you know, the norm. and they both wanted earrings so i suggested that they get clip on earrings cos they're cheaper and if you dont like them, then throw them out and they dont leave holes in your ears. they did so, but they bought these really cool ones in a pair and each of them got one. and when they tried them on..... OH MY GOD!!! They fused and became one! His Name is Vagito/Vagitto/Vagetto/Vageto...i cant find anywhere for the proper spelling. But he is....

"AAAARGH!!! EPIC!!!"


And together, we searched and found all the dragon balls!!! and i wished for the dragonballs to not fly away after i used them. so now ive obtained the seven dragonballs. and Vagitto (?) stands on my desk. we chat here and there, he's a really cool dude.





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.....jealous???

Fail #107: Chefs cooking up....porn

quite simply, this picture....

The two Chefs are huddled around the computer...they bring their laptop in, and are viewing porn video's from the internet. they offered to let me watch with them, "conor? want to learn sex skills?" *laughs*

and yeah, thas the girl who i work with who says they do it "often"

and this picture, well the bubbles came through the drain and well, it looks like a penis. also a fail in this image. who can spot it? its red....

Fail #106: Annoying People/Things Of The Past Decade

People have done their top artists or whatever and i started to think of mine but couldnt cos its too hard to place an importance or liking over each other in such a fashion. Then it came to my attention that even if i could, i couldnt blog about it cos its a failblog (you smart-asses who think my music is fail can go fuck yourselves) so ive decided, for the turning of the new decade, i would blog the fails of the noughties...or what i could remember thats fail. sorry if i offend anyone. hahaha

Kelly Osbourne...

just general try-hard hipHop Rappers...

-Kanye West

-50 Cent

-Nelly (i think)

-Snoop Dog

"GrillZ" (the teeth grills)

Akon (kinda the same as the previous)...

George Bush...

Miley Cyrus...

Osama Bin Laddan...

Robert Pattinson (After Twilight)

Gerrard Way...

Kerri-Anne (The Morning Show Shit)

Crazy Frog...

Americans!..

Mary Murphy (Off American So You Think You Can Dance)...

Lady Gaga...

"Fergie" (individually)...

Black Eyed Pea's (After They Broke Up and Rejoined)...

Gatuso, Totti and the whole of the Italian Football Team...

Zac Efron...

Amy "HUGE-FUCKIN-WINE-CASTLE" Winehouse...

David Hasselhoff...

Liam Powell (dickhead)...

iPods...

Stupidly Designed Hoodies, shoes, and clothes...

Sarah Jessica Parker...

TeenyBoppers (a young teenager, particularly a girl, who follows adolescent trends in music, fashion and culture)...

MSN/TEXT Langauge

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-ROFL -LOL -LMAO, etc...

Terrorism...

Politics...

Global Warming/Humans Killing The Planet...

Chav's

(I researched a very entertaining blog for my post called, "The NoughtiesWere Shit" haha. enjoy this snippet of a rant on Chavs....)

"Economically valueless, they work – when they work at all – in industries that have been rendered more or less obsolete by the march of progress. They are perennially drunk and have loud screechy voices drawing unwarranted attention to their tasteless outfits and rough, bitterness-chiseled faces.

Motivated only by spite, rage and an animalistic lust for undeserved monetary reward, they lazily gorge themselves on a diet of celebrity gossip, fads and irrational fear. They prefer the rule of the mob to that of law. They are criminally ignorant. They breed nasty, unvaccinated, disease ridden children. They lie around at home – producing nothing of value – and dragging the whole intellectual life of our nation into a scuzzy, ugly, acquisitive quagmire with their vile, toxic presence."

OUCH!!! I think after they said about their "disease ridden children" they went a little far, but for the entertainment of us at home! and i sure enjoyed it!!!

I dont want to postpone another freakin post so ill post it now with thousands of more fails present from the last decade. I encourage and leave the comments open to both comment and also continue the lost of fails from the past decade whether it be a person (e.g. conrad, haha) or an object or law or rule or lamp-post or a certain tooth in your mouth, i dont care, just feel free!

now i leave the post with my ultimate fail of the decade. It lies in the Fashion category and is the obvious choice for "fail-creation-of-the-decade". yes you guessed it!!!

CROCS

OMG 8RUTH3RZ & SK8ER BOIZ!!! L:OL g2g

L8erZ