...Im sorry, my photoshopping/image editting is terrible. It makes you want to cry. i know, i was there.
So there you go. in the creation of my starburst shower dream, im a fail editer and im sorry you had to see it.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
((Fail #173:) (Epic Jam Ses(h(?))?))
Yeah, my brackets are used unnecessarily and are completely out of order. they're also done correctly...so what? im a master bracketteer. deal with it. Bitch.
Sorry bout that. some bitch thinks my brackets aren't necessary. Anyway. So i was fully pumped yesterday! epic jam at Ma Boi, Eddy's!!! gone be epic! got ma breakdown groove on, waiting for a stick stickly cover to happen! got me attack attack rollin all up in ma shit! got to the E-dogs house at 2:03. wasnt early, wasnt late...much. Had a strange sentence circling in my head all day, "Hope it's the right day?" *turns to julie, my sister, in the car, "its thursday today right?" ...julie says, "yeah, course"....i dismiss all possibilty i could have the wrong day.*
I got to eddillity's house, rang that bitches mothersweetin door bell, i mean, i rang it good! if someone rang my door bell that good, i'd definately let them play my pokemon heartgold.....maybe not.
Nessecary Sub-reference: "You can ring my Be-e-ell, ring ma bell"
so Eddy sprinted, because of my epic bell ring, from his hair-mirror and comb at lightning pace shoving his mother out of the way as she was cleaning his "for-being-awesome-hair" trophies....to the door.
(I think eddy uses this, it the only way his hair could be so awesome).
So....
eddsticklemanipples opened the door and see's me, face contorting, yes, contorting, from the smile bearing face miguel would wear after watching a racist act being performed, to that of the face when i found out attack attack! were not to be coming to perth for their australia appearance. Eddy waved his hand at me and i opened with a real smooth line, "have i got the right day?".....eddy says nothing, but shakes his head slowly from side to side. followed with, "Nobody told you?. *in my mind: .......FUUUUUUUUCK!!!*
yeah, turns out it wasnt on. it had been cancelled. so it was quite embarrasing for myself.
It was a traumatic experience and the only way ill ever get over it is if somehow, starbursts rain on me while im playing drums to attack attack!...but whats the possibilty THAT will ever happen? definately not at the NEXT jam session. SURELY not. it would be outrageous to think that something that crazy woul- FUCKING SHOWER ME WITH FUCKING STARBURSTS WHILE IM PLAYING DRUMS TO ATTACK ATTACK! MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
and that is all. no hard feelings.
starburst shower-dreaming,
Un-starburst-showered-on-Conor.
P.S. This is what my dreams look like...
P.S. Thats took me freakin ages to make. you better enjoy it!
And i dont need any comments about my photoshopping skills! i know they are the bomb-diggidy.
oh, and its not really photoshop skills, that would have been easier. i did it with paint, multiple images, microsoft office picture manager and layered on microspft word to screen print and paste on paint. hahaha, geneous. enjoy.
Sorry bout that. some bitch thinks my brackets aren't necessary. Anyway. So i was fully pumped yesterday! epic jam at Ma Boi, Eddy's!!! gone be epic! got ma breakdown groove on, waiting for a stick stickly cover to happen! got me attack attack rollin all up in ma shit! got to the E-dogs house at 2:03. wasnt early, wasnt late...much. Had a strange sentence circling in my head all day, "Hope it's the right day?" *turns to julie, my sister, in the car, "its thursday today right?" ...julie says, "yeah, course"....i dismiss all possibilty i could have the wrong day.*
I got to eddillity's house, rang that bitches mothersweetin door bell, i mean, i rang it good! if someone rang my door bell that good, i'd definately let them play my pokemon heartgold.....maybe not.
Nessecary Sub-reference: "You can ring my Be-e-ell, ring ma bell"
so Eddy sprinted, because of my epic bell ring, from his hair-mirror and comb at lightning pace shoving his mother out of the way as she was cleaning his "for-being-awesome-hair" trophies....to the door.
(I think eddy uses this, it the only way his hair could be so awesome).
So....
eddsticklemanipples opened the door and see's me, face contorting, yes, contorting, from the smile bearing face miguel would wear after watching a racist act being performed, to that of the face when i found out attack attack! were not to be coming to perth for their australia appearance. Eddy waved his hand at me and i opened with a real smooth line, "have i got the right day?".....eddy says nothing, but shakes his head slowly from side to side. followed with, "Nobody told you?. *in my mind: .......FUUUUUUUUCK!!!*
yeah, turns out it wasnt on. it had been cancelled. so it was quite embarrasing for myself.
It was a traumatic experience and the only way ill ever get over it is if somehow, starbursts rain on me while im playing drums to attack attack!...but whats the possibilty THAT will ever happen? definately not at the NEXT jam session. SURELY not. it would be outrageous to think that something that crazy woul- FUCKING SHOWER ME WITH FUCKING STARBURSTS WHILE IM PLAYING DRUMS TO ATTACK ATTACK! MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
and that is all. no hard feelings.
starburst shower-dreaming,
Un-starburst-showered-on-Conor.
P.S. This is what my dreams look like...
P.S. Thats took me freakin ages to make. you better enjoy it!
And i dont need any comments about my photoshopping skills! i know they are the bomb-diggidy.
oh, and its not really photoshop skills, that would have been easier. i did it with paint, multiple images, microsoft office picture manager and layered on microspft word to screen print and paste on paint. hahaha, geneous. enjoy.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Fail #172: Word Verication #(i cant remember)
I hate when my word verification has hidden meanings or secret messages! Dont you?
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Fail #171: Art/School/Mrs Valentine....
so its almost 3am in the morning....and im still looking for an artist in order to keep Ms Valentine happy tomorrow...thanks Ms Valentine!
But i do love you. Its all geeeewrd!....but not really, im planning on no sleep at this rate.
Well, back to it! Cya!
[EDIT]: well its now 5:30am and i couldnt find someone i wanted so ive chosen Magritte.
.....great.
But i do love you. Its all geeeewrd!....but not really, im planning on no sleep at this rate.
Well, back to it! Cya!
[EDIT]: well its now 5:30am and i couldnt find someone i wanted so ive chosen Magritte.
.....great.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Fail #169: Sweet, Sweet Chicken Kiev
Well, it was after football training tonight that i was picked up by my Pop (grandfather) and taken back to my grandparents house to have a beautiful dinner which included veggies, potato casserole, some cauliflower-cheese and an amazing chicken Kiev (chicken breast stuffed with bacon/ham with creamy cheesiness sauce in the middle for those who are unlucky enough to not know). so i wanted to try out the cheesey creamy sauce on my Kiev i had saved till last that was set out infront of me for my own helping. i was going to ask my Nanna what the sauce was but i was hungry cos it was after training (i was eating by myself because they had eaten before during my training) so i didnt ask Nanna and went straight for the sauce. I tried it and it was really nice...a bit strangely sweet, but thats okay cos it didnt taste half bad.
...it was custard. THE END.
...it was custard. THE END.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Fail #168: Attack Attack! Tour
WHY OH WHY!?!?!?! First blessthefall come and do a concert that was an over 18's gig! and now Attack Attack is coming to Australia on account of "Take Action" which is an organization that deals with contemporary issues within society such as teen suicide, bullying, drugs and basically the younger generations issues, and they arent coming to perth!!! theyre going up and down the east coast and skipping us perthlings!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Sucks massive ass...im so upset. fuck all you haters of Attack Attack! also...you can go [insert abusive and foul langauge/threats here]. yeah, thats right.
On another Fail, ill call this one Fail #169: Attack Attack! Popularity
As much as i love attack attack!....i dont want people to make them just another band thats gone popular that everyone likes. In descriptions they are explained as creators of crabcore though topping the post-hardcore hierarchy...which means that theyre becoming popular. In many many reviews theyve been told that the new album was shit..which is why im confused as to why some articles say that they are topping the post-hardcore genre. I hope that everyone who disses them aloud, dies. i dont mind if you dont like them, just keep your insults to yourself. Im really quite in the hating mood at the moment. after an encounter with "Aussie Boar Hunter" magazine, im feeling 'no nonsense' (is that how you spell it? Nonesense? nonsense? Nonsence?...hmmm).
Haters dont deserve Attack Attack!'s brilliance!
Its one of those protective things that are strange because you want them to be recognised as good, but dont want them to be loved by everyone because you feel that you love them and dont want to be "another" person that loves them. COME TO PERTH!!!
pretty bad news, im upset.
On another Fail, ill call this one Fail #169: Attack Attack! Popularity
As much as i love attack attack!....i dont want people to make them just another band thats gone popular that everyone likes. In descriptions they are explained as creators of crabcore though topping the post-hardcore hierarchy...which means that theyre becoming popular. In many many reviews theyve been told that the new album was shit..which is why im confused as to why some articles say that they are topping the post-hardcore genre. I hope that everyone who disses them aloud, dies. i dont mind if you dont like them, just keep your insults to yourself. Im really quite in the hating mood at the moment. after an encounter with "Aussie Boar Hunter" magazine, im feeling 'no nonsense' (is that how you spell it? Nonesense? nonsense? Nonsence?...hmmm).
Haters dont deserve Attack Attack!'s brilliance!
Its one of those protective things that are strange because you want them to be recognised as good, but dont want them to be loved by everyone because you feel that you love them and dont want to be "another" person that loves them. COME TO PERTH!!!
pretty bad news, im upset.
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