Fail #118: Idiodic Word/tag Choices

After watching the Manchester United vs Manchester City football match last week, i heard that, after tevez had scored his goal, he had received the rude finger :0 from Gary Neville. I didnt see this on the Television so thought i'd look it up on youtube. I must say, after reviewing my choice of words and order i used them, i felt a bit stupid...

Fail #117: Dong Pong

nuff said.

Fail #116: Devil Child?....No, Devil Dad

Thats right, ive got my own "DD", "Double D", "Devil Dad" at home. look at those horns! nasty piece of work those are. gives hellboy a run for his money.


It reminds me of Jim Carrey/Ace Ventura in "When Nature Calls"....cos of his hair

Zac: R.I.P

The dog who i first met in the backyard of a joondalup house, barking madly, viscious looking even, but only for the moment until i opened the gate and at once felt his loving, warm and friendly embrace. His name was, is, Zac.

He's the dog that felt i was the stranger as much as i felt he was, in my new family, but we quickly accepted eachother, and i quickly fell in love with the new addition to my family, my home and my life. I can only hope that he felt the same about me.

It was a short time, about 2-3 years that i knew Zac, but those years were full of fun memories, and good times, sometimes frustrating like the barking or getting in the way, but any barking or any standing in my path wouldnt ever get in the way of our indifferent affection for eachother.

It's definately a sad loss to me and to my mum and to my two sisters who loved Zac. But to Mums Boyfriend, Mark, Zac's loss is greater than i can even begin to imagine. Zac was more than a pet to mark. Since Mark got Zac as a puppy, he has treated Zac with every bit of love, every bit of respect and consideration than he does to my mum, myself and every other human who's lucky enough to have met Mark, he treated Zac as his own. The last thing Mark was to Zac was his owner. Mark was his Father, his friend, his brother, his companion, his family, he was Zacs everything, and Zac meant everything to Mark. The dog he had watched grow, helped grow and loved for years and years. So its Mark who i ask people to consider in this time.

It pains me to deliver this tragic news. But i have lost a friend and loved family member.

Zac, i love you, as did everyone else. Sorry for the bad times, 'no worries' for the good times and thankyou for everything. Thankyou for all the memories, love and happiniess you brought me and my family. I'll miss the nights you and I spent outside together and hope that the little time i had with you meant as much to you as it did to me. I'll never forget you. Goodbye.

R.I.P ZAC

Fail #113: When Your Desperately Hungry

When mum had her firnds over one night for a BBQ, they waited till about 10 o'clock to have dinner, so me and my sisters julie and siobhan decided to take matter into our own hands creatively. we found some "CC's" and cheese....and mustard. this is how it turned out.

It wasnt as bad as i thought, but then again, we were starving.

Try it if you dare!

and the creator was this young midget-hating woman.

Fail #112: W2 Sushi Noodle

i burnet myself on the deep fryer at work on thursday and i got big bubbles on my burn, it killed. the water was at 190 degrees when it dripped on me and the result was a burn that bubbled. and when i push the bubble (blister) the bubble would go down and continue through my skin to another bubble. it was a bit weird.

it was hard to get a clear picture on my phone cos of the flash too close would make the picture white and also un-focused. so thats what i got. that was the burn on friday, it was worst on saturday. it looked like a BOUNCY-CASTLE!!! YAY!!!

Fail #111: WOW! Look At Those 1's!!! EPIC!!!

Ummm, this isnt about the 1's, but on that "EPIC!!!" note...i downloaded the attack attack! album and im quite enjoying its electro-ness and screamo-ness, i call it......electro-scream or screamtro, whatever.

But, the real fail occured on friday day upon transferring music from my mp3 player to brandons computer where he will torture the mp3 format to that of an itunes bitch, poor poor music. say no to itunes...and ipods. so upon delivering alesana's new album "The Emptiness", me and my accomplice at the time found an interesting receit...

NOOOOO!!! TWILIGHT!!!

I thought i Knew You Brandon. I will No longer call you by your nickname "on".

p.s. i still wanna call you "on"