Fail #113: When Your Desperately Hungry

When mum had her firnds over one night for a BBQ, they waited till about 10 o'clock to have dinner, so me and my sisters julie and siobhan decided to take matter into our own hands creatively. we found some "CC's" and cheese....and mustard. this is how it turned out.

It wasnt as bad as i thought, but then again, we were starving.

Try it if you dare!

and the creator was this young midget-hating woman.

Fail #112: W2 Sushi Noodle

i burnet myself on the deep fryer at work on thursday and i got big bubbles on my burn, it killed. the water was at 190 degrees when it dripped on me and the result was a burn that bubbled. and when i push the bubble (blister) the bubble would go down and continue through my skin to another bubble. it was a bit weird.

it was hard to get a clear picture on my phone cos of the flash too close would make the picture white and also un-focused. so thats what i got. that was the burn on friday, it was worst on saturday. it looked like a BOUNCY-CASTLE!!! YAY!!!

Fail #111: WOW! Look At Those 1's!!! EPIC!!!

Ummm, this isnt about the 1's, but on that "EPIC!!!" note...i downloaded the attack attack! album and im quite enjoying its electro-ness and screamo-ness, i call it......electro-scream or screamtro, whatever.

But, the real fail occured on friday day upon transferring music from my mp3 player to brandons computer where he will torture the mp3 format to that of an itunes bitch, poor poor music. say no to itunes...and ipods. so upon delivering alesana's new album "The Emptiness", me and my accomplice at the time found an interesting receit...

NOOOOO!!! TWILIGHT!!!

I thought i Knew You Brandon. I will No longer call you by your nickname "on".

p.s. i still wanna call you "on"

Fail #110: Bitches

Bitches....

Fail #109: MW....thats Matthew Wong...or is it?

DAMN YOU MARTHA WAINWRIGHT!!!

That's what I imagine Matthew saying anyway.

Fail #108: Dragonball Z Fans in Our Group

Well, i recently met the Z Fighters....yeah, meet and greet. and i made friends with Vageta and Goku. We had lunch, played mini golf, you know, the norm. and they both wanted earrings so i suggested that they get clip on earrings cos they're cheaper and if you dont like them, then throw them out and they dont leave holes in your ears. they did so, but they bought these really cool ones in a pair and each of them got one. and when they tried them on..... OH MY GOD!!! They fused and became one! His Name is Vagito/Vagitto/Vagetto/Vageto...i cant find anywhere for the proper spelling. But he is....

"AAAARGH!!! EPIC!!!"


And together, we searched and found all the dragon balls!!! and i wished for the dragonballs to not fly away after i used them. so now ive obtained the seven dragonballs. and Vagitto (?) stands on my desk. we chat here and there, he's a really cool dude.





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.....jealous???

Fail #107: Chefs cooking up....porn

quite simply, this picture....

The two Chefs are huddled around the computer...they bring their laptop in, and are viewing porn video's from the internet. they offered to let me watch with them, "conor? want to learn sex skills?" *laughs*

and yeah, thas the girl who i work with who says they do it "often"

and this picture, well the bubbles came through the drain and well, it looks like a penis. also a fail in this image. who can spot it? its red....