Fail 91: People

Oh My God, Stupid People,

Who Don't Understand A Thing.

Why Are You So Delectable

But Translucent In....Everything?!?!




When You Try Your Best, To Do Your Best,

For Everyone You Love

Why Should You Face The Consequences

Of Something You're Indicative Of?




So I Say To Thee, Get Off Your Throne,

And Back Into Reality,

There's No Horse Down here, Where you cant see,

No disrespect To You, My Obvious Royalty

Fail #90: Pretty Self Explanitory

Just follow The link

http://fml.blogspot.com/

If you have a look at her, "complete profile" then you see on the side, when the blog was made, you find that she's quite a frequent blogger...
Or you could just look at the date of her one and only post.

as i was writing this post....i thought to myself, what if she's dead....she lives in iraq and, yeah. i feel a bit bad now, i hope she isnt dead.

but still!!! Musicprofessiomihi, i know you didnt do much to make this blog fail, but you could probably add this to the list...unless its a strict, "DESTROY!" policy. which i'd understand.

Maybe she's dead....either way, if she is alive, her blog fails.....if she is dead....well, she kinda failed life. i promise this post would be the last "life-fail-by-death" post if she is dead.

oh and her english fails too. and what is the connection between "fml" and her blog title, "The Life Is Beautiful"?

Fail #89: Evil Dogs....Charlie

Charlie, an evil dog that conrad found on the streets, in a gutter and shooting up drugs was generously taken into a nice home by the man himself (conrad). Although his kind nature is fun and friendly....

...His other side comes out just as Strong...the "Evil-Charlie-Side". Him and his relentless tooth were out to get us.

So we decided to hide in conrads bin.

Charlie had found us!!!

Can you see him?!?! CREEPY!

Fail #89: Fans and Hands

Yesterday, when i was over conrads with miguel to complete our english presentations, we didnt get ,much sleep.....at all. I was a bit stupid, as always, and spontaneously decided to throw my hand up into conrads fan....it hurt alot....Who would have known?!?!

Fail #87: Flying

I wish i could fly so bad! and then it hit me....

If i simply increased my "arm-span" to be like "wing-span" then i could fly! Simple huh?

I was ready to fly away!

Take Off Time....

I DID IT!!! I WAS FLYING!!!

i flew around my room and into walls. There was this weird barrier thing that i couldnt get passed in my room on the walls that i could see the outside through.....but i couldnt go through it. it must have been some kind of invisible forcefield that i couldnt pass. but i kept trying and thats how i landed.

You should give it a go, flying is awesome!!!

Fail #86: Disney Subliminal Messages

There are a few, its really weird. and you need to find the one with pokemon where james states:

"Leo Burnett and 4kids are the devil! Leo Burnett..."

Its actually really creepy. find it!

Fail #85: Chuck Norris....dont kill me for saying it chuck, i mean no disrespect!

okay, here are some chuck norris quotes that i thought were hillarious. Chuck norris sure has a strong character when people believe these things...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak braille
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body
Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

All these quotes are from a site that the sentences are linked to. If you find Chuck Norris, your lying, chuck norris finds you, so be sure to give him starbursts, its the only way to keep him from roundhousing your ass...worked for me. stay safe