Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak braille
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body
Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
All these quotes are from a site that the sentences are linked to. If you find Chuck Norris, your lying, chuck norris finds you, so be sure to give him starbursts, its the only way to keep him from roundhousing your ass...worked for me. stay safe
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life
ReplyDeleteDeath once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
hahahhahaha these are so funny
Chuck has only ever been wrong once. That was when he thought he was wrong
ReplyDelete-Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
ReplyDeletewow- smooth.