Fail #63: I think Joe Is Right

The word verification system does need a tune up...

Fail #62: Today, 2 Yesterdays Ago

It was a really crappy day...so here's what i learnt today 2 yesterdays ago:

• Dont leave ANY money with greedy-bastards-who-want-to-scam-you-into-buying-fake-rayBands (AKA: Shop Owners)
• Dont trust the balinese market people with things that arent theirs (though, like all the ones that are smiling and nice to you, cos there are heaps and heaps of those)
• Dont laugh at balinese people who have rice in the middle of their head....purposely
• Dont have dinner at a shitty place because the others may be hard to get into
• Be rude to those who hassel you
• Be even ruder to those who follow you down the street, ask your name, where you live, what shoes you are wearing, how old they are, etc
• Be rudest to those who try to sell you things while your dining at a resteraunt eating dinner
• Dont wear shirts that give annoying shop owners an excuse to talk to you.....e.g. a Portugal Ronaldo Shirt...."OOOOH RONALDO!" "AAAH, YOU LIKE RONALDO?" "cRISTIANO RONALDO!" "CR7!" "CR17 AYE?" "sPORT BOY!" "YOU RONALDO?" "CRISTIANO!!!" "ONLY THE BEST!" "YOU LIKE HIM HUH, RONALDO?" ...and thousands more calls were thrown on me in reference to ronaldo and sport, different directions and different distances.
• Dont leave the shitty resteraunt you settled for at the end of the night, explain to your parents that their bag is under the table, leave the place, get a taxi home and realise that nobody reminded me to get the bag and have to go all the way back to get it....at 11pm.
• Never give up....when your dad is thrashing you at tennis 5-2, because you could just come back to win in a tie-break
• Give up....when your awesome at pool, but your sister beats you.

And thats what happened today 2 yesterdays ago. It was a crappy day, big fail

Fail #61: I Cant Comment

I cant comment on this computer (and an extra faily-fail is that i can charge my mp3 player, but if i do, it comes up with a big box that says "ANTI-SABOTAGE MODE" and i cant use the computer anymore) but back to the point....i cant comment on peoples blog so heres a few comments to the blogs from me:

Musicprofessiomihi:

Saosin: Im still deciding whether i like them or not.

Guitar Spin: Thats Pretty Epic....nice shoes man.

That F***ing Song: I hate akon.....with a bleeding pashion.

Its Not On: AWESOME!!! that means i dont miss out on kicking "The Shithouses" team....thats right, you cant escape my wrath!

Elissa's Surprise 16th Birthday Party: You welcome for the sushi and it was an awesome night. Our song must have been extremely forgetable for it didnt even get a mention....ITS AN AWESOME SONG!!!

Okay im about to get logged off, i dont have time right now, but ill comment via blog for the rest of the blogs tomorrow!

BYE!!!

Fail #60: From The "Movie Industries" Point Of View

Ive bought some dvds here in bali...it must suck for the movie industry who want to make money from their multi-million dollar movies (little exagerated). But ive had fun buying the pirates. Guess what i got brandon and Emerson?!?!?! (Terabang)....

Supernatural season 4!!! and the first 5 episodes of season 5!!! crazy huh!!!

Well, ill still buy the good copies and then ill give either of you guys the bali copies if you want them.

Im going out today to buy some more goods, so ill post ya later.

Bye!

Fail #59: Failing From Bali!

Hey everyone! its me, conor, in bali. im staying at "breezes Resort"and its pretty cool here...not weather-wise, its humid and hot. But its okay cos we have pools and air-conditioned rooms. the people are awesome here, really polite, always smiling. Its alot more developed than what i originally expected. so i havent been learning 360-backflip round-the-worlds yet (sorry geoff) but ive been well looked after and am going white water rafting tomorrow....should inspire some fails.

Well, we got here to complimentary masages...well we were supposed to, but kathryn came back crying because they didnt mesage her....they tortured her!!! so that was the first fail. Unless you count on theplane where my ears felt like they were going to explode or the parents that were telling their kid that in bali your not allowed to say words that end in "a" or they would be sentenced to death and were freaking her out. it was pretty funny though.

I have some pictures to accompany my posts, but this computer doesnt allow me to upload them so that sucks. ill keep posting hopefully. hope everything is alright back in australia!

cya later,

Conor

Fail #58: Off To Bali

Well, I have to say goodbye to you all today cos im off to bali.

Bye y'all!!!

Bye group! Bye Girls! Bye Kayla!

Fail #57: Whats This?!?!?!

.....Im truelly sorry Matthew.....

....I do Love You....