Sunday, August 30, 2009

Fail #32: "C.V"

EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!! ITS A "CV"....its gonna get you!!!

OMG MATTHEW! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

P.S....annie's got one....be sure to carry some lube around with you if your around her...a necessary precaution...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Fail #31: Bromance Post

I was writting a post on tuesday about bromance in our group when i was uploading some images to show how its alright to have the bromance in amongst our sexually comfortable group...though my pop-up detector detected a pop-up, which was obviously the window to upload images on the post, i clicked "yes, Allow Pop-Up", but i forgot that when i do this, it refreshes the page, and it did, and i lost all of the post, its bloody annoying so i gave up and closed the window....theres dedication for ya! but in light of this fail i decided that i would allow you to see a few of the images i had on offer, but not all of them cos im a busy man!




This was a day at the zoo with me and blaise and the rest were girls (Britt, Hannah, Taylor and Liss) but we only had eyes for each other that day.

As The day progresses we were getting a bit closer

Makin The First Move


Geoff and Connie cant even be seperated
And brandon in the back obviously cant wait to embrace a man-friend

Well, extreme bottling of bromance emotions can work in bad ways.
I had bottled up my urges, and connie found out what can happen if this happens, and loved it!
So tell me, whats wrong with a bit of bromance?

Fail #30: "Friends"

....dont get me wrong, i love all my friends, im very gratefull for all of you (particularly in the group).....but some days i really wonder....

"Why Should I Have To Put Up With This Crap?!?!?!"

Well, i was inspired to write this post in physics when i got pissed at emerson and wongy when they wouldnt rest until they got my pen and disconnected it. Oh, and this was after disconnecting all my pens in my pencil case first, EMERSON!!!
I was obviously in disagreement with what the two had in mind with my pen, oh and i blame you emerson for all of this cos it was really you who had this destruction in mind. In the end, matthew had joined forces with emerson who i'd successfully escaped any pen-snatching for a couple of minutes where emerson would try to steal it in consecutive attempts. Emerson finally got it and took the end off it and i was pissed, i threatened to stab him with the pen in his sleep and was very serious and i told them that while i laughed at the truth i was saying, but he still got it and i was pissed. Then Matthew decided to grab it after i thought peace was restored and he through it at/to emerson who grabbed it and disconnected it again. I wasn’t very happy at all and I moved from my seat next to them over to my old, cold and lonely chair without them….and it was much better over there than with those two annoying fags. Emerson had swing band at lunch so i was pleased I wouldn’t have to evade any attempts to make friends again or attempts at, further, infuriating me.
Not very happy with you two at that time boys….not very happy at all.

Then it went on after school, annie knows (don’t you annie) with joe, that bastardly (though very funny) Bitch-face-half-adopted-half-brother-bitch-face. Oh and my opening up to wongy about my fear of summer at school was a bad idea. I had confessed my fear of people pulling my leg hairs with my uniform exposing my legs thinking he would be comforting and a shoulder to cry on, but no, it was, according to my “friend” an invitation to take advantage of my fears and pull my oh-so-annoyingly-long leg hairs….what a bitch.

I would draw the line of being a friend when you intentionally go out of your way to be a bastard and annoy a friend when you know they don’t like it….they really don’t like it. Theres no harm in a bit of fun, but you have to know when to stop.

That’s my first official rant on playing the name-game on this blog, and hopefully it is the last one too.

Thankyou.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Fail #29: My Insensativity....


.....Thoughtlessness, Tactlessness, Ignorance, Aroggance, insensibility, inconsideration, imprudence, carelessness, Idiodocy, Rashness, indiscretion, judiciousness......


......a few words to describe my behaviour, attitude and words that were spoken last night to my good friend matthew on the band below. Normally i would accept that someone likes a band, and let them love them and their music, instead of voicing how i dont like it/them.


Who am i to judge what music other people like?
Who am i to make decisions for someone else?
Who am i to critisize a person for their taste in music when i hate when people do the same to me?
Who am i? I am Conor Stretton Richards.
Who Am I? I am Sorry.
Who was I? I was not the friend Matthew deserves.

Im sorry Matthew

I Still Love You no matter what you like...particularly men...cos then i would "love" you.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Fail #28: My Chemical Romance/Gerard Way

Woops, i get mixed up between these kinds of freaks....this is the real Gerard Gay...i mean, 'Way' (my mistake!....or was it?...no, not my mistake, his parents......no, wait, GODS!!!....no disrespect God, but you screwed up with his creation....)

This is the fagboy Gerard...

Fail #27: My Chemical Romance/Gerard Way

I Hate Gerad Way and My Chemical Romance
Gerard is a Fag!

Fail #26: The Builders...

Whoever biult this house shouldnt have sold it, its lovely......and my dad and kath snatched it up from them with the selling of our appartment in joondalup within four hours of its first home open.....so this is my new freakin sweet house....
This is the kitchen...

This is the table and living room


This is the study


And this is my 'Dream Theater'

How awesome is that theatre room!!!
Im gonna live in that palace in 3 weeks!!!