Fail #37: Taylors Eating

Taylor, at work, continues to fail at cooking her food and then eating it...

She cooks it in the woks at work, and half of the meal is flung into the sink basin cos when she flicks the meal up it flies everywhere (though she is getting pretty damn good at it now).

This one time she had cooked her Satay fried rice and she did good, almost nothing flew out of her bowl, but then she went to eat it and well, she didnt get the "hang" of it and the bowl flung upside down and all onto her legs and the floor.

This is the situation afterwards where the cleaning it up came in. It was hillarious!

Fail #36: Illiterate Fools

Its time to voice my annoyance of when people use msn langauge outside of msn, i mean we get the occasional refrence to Rofl, or lolcats, i dont mind the lolcats and lolaclypse, cos i think those variations of the stupid word, "lol" are funny and mocking the normal form of lol. But i cant stand, particularly due my sisters adopted langauge of the shit, when people state things with abbreviations and acronyms of words. For example, my sister called me into the computer room last night and then thought that it wasnt important so when i came in she said, "dw" and i said, in instant confusion of the statement, "What the hell did you say?" and she said, "D.W" which was followed with, "what does that mean?" and she informed me that it means, "dont worry"....okay, so that is abbreviated? i dont think so! there are the same amount of syllables for one you idiots! and secondly, why use such a term when it takes 3 times more time to explain what it means.

The english langauge is the universal langauge and it shant be shortened any more than we already have it. The msn langauge should stay on msn where lazy fucks cant be bothered to write out another 4 fucking letters...have you been to school? have you got any slight memory of how to be an active, normal, contributing member of society? and do you know how to talk? to communicate correctly?

G0 Fck Urself's U w@Nk'R's

Fail #35: Box Monster

The other week i was packing up my room cos i am moving houses (as you know) and i couldnt bring myself to pack it up, the start is always the hardest until you get going and then it kind of flows. But i wasted as much time as i could playing with the boxes i shouldve been packing with. I tried to make this box monster and have me inside it. But i built a crappy monster and then it fell on top of me, it crashed and i cried....and my photo was crappy. So all in all, packing was a big failure that night.

Fail #34: My Wands

Yes, they are so freaking awesome, but i was under the impression that i could do magic with these...i was wrong. Ive been trying to cast spells with Harry's wand for about 2 years, and it didnt work so i beought two more just about a year ago, voldemorts and dumbledores, and they didnt work! Whats the deal wands? i wanna do magic...i think its cos i havent beaten their previous owners (those who have read the book will understand).

I think ill have to continue my search for my wand, or maybe i should stop looking. After all, the wand chooses the wizard.

Fail #33: Inconspicuous Speed Dealer

We all know that the dodgy guys wear glasses, so as to 'hide their identity'...yes, if you cant see a persons eyes, your as good as blind, sun-glasses are the new invisibility cloak!

But seriously, those glasses arent gonna hide the fact that your a drug dealer when the sign to our right says that you are a "speed dealer"...work on being a bit more subtle mate...

Big thanks to geoff for allowing "the fail" to publish this post as he noticed it passing by in joondalup shopping centre.

Fail #32: "C.V"

EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!! ITS A "CV"....its gonna get you!!!

OMG MATTHEW! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

P.S....annie's got one....be sure to carry some lube around with you if your around her...a necessary precaution...

Fail #31: Bromance Post

I was writting a post on tuesday about bromance in our group when i was uploading some images to show how its alright to have the bromance in amongst our sexually comfortable group...though my pop-up detector detected a pop-up, which was obviously the window to upload images on the post, i clicked "yes, Allow Pop-Up", but i forgot that when i do this, it refreshes the page, and it did, and i lost all of the post, its bloody annoying so i gave up and closed the window....theres dedication for ya! but in light of this fail i decided that i would allow you to see a few of the images i had on offer, but not all of them cos im a busy man!

This was a day at the zoo with me and blaise and the rest were girls (Britt, Hannah, Taylor and Liss) but we only had eyes for each other that day.

As The day progresses we were getting a bit closer

Makin The First Move

Geoff and Connie cant even be seperated

And brandon in the back obviously cant wait to embrace a man-friend

Well, extreme bottling of bromance emotions can work in bad ways.

I had bottled up my urges, and connie found out what can happen if this happens, and loved it!

So tell me, whats wrong with a bit of bromance?