Fail #205: My Art Deserves To Be Noticed!

Most of you will remember my piece of crap art with the Chicken on a plate above the words, "This is not my dinner". Well, i thought that i could improve on it and it would be amazing, brilliant, magnificent and even worth a lot of money. So i grabbed my good friend Brittany and we got to work on my art to make it look spectalitranomious.

...AND THIS IS WHAT BRILLIANCE FOLLOWED!!!

tis Wongy (We did most people in code names)

Brandon (Featured as BrandMilkBoy)

Brittany (features as Nyat...her reasoning was that 'Nyat' was her name backwards...are you sure Britt? i thought there were more letters...)

Myself (Featured as con-RAWR...and in casts cos i hurt myself and a cross for one eye because im semi dead according to Brittany)

EDWEE (Look at that hair, OMG)

There was reference to pretty much everyone including "Josephina" doing irish Dancing,"Blast me Castle", thats for you Tom, "Miggy P" doing some WCBIS stomping/Joelski-epic-hands, annie whos face looked really peddy-y, conrad, Ellissswa, ashlyn or coded, "Liddle Person", who was a tiny stick figure, Darcie called "Donkey Bong", 'elephant fingers' and more. and if we forgot about you then im sorry, but there are a few stick figures that were unnamed and a few entitled ,"Children" so you are the children and we are all one big happy family.

After this we decided that it was good enough to......

Be in joondalups......

Art Exhibit!!!

So it was the opening piece for all the intrested arty peoples, and i do not lie when i say that within ten seconds it was noticed (even if it was by an asain mother who told her son to move away), and then other people noticed it and me and Brittany, obviously quite exhausted from doing so much hard work, enjoyed the shops for the afternoon. and we discussed many hot topics such as WONGAY. youre all we talked about wong.

oh yeah, Matthew was gonna come but he had to study for his most enjoyed subject and topic most close to his heart, RELIGION. Even though you missed out, atleast youre gonna ace this important exam! if you're reading this Ms Wongy/Mummy/Girlfriend/step-mother/whatever we named you, then i think you made the right decision. Good parenting, im glad my parents suck at it! (but my mother and father are very loving parents, dont judge them) and one last thing for Mrs Wingay Wang, if you're reading...EXCUSE ME?!?! was i talking to you? i dont think so! Do Not interrupt me again, please...GEEZ".

SO I HAD FUN THIS AFTERNOON! AND I FINALLY HAVE AN ART PIECE I LIKE AND THAT IM SATISFIED WITH!!! but shhhh, cos people cant know its mine, or a student of Mater Dei's. :O

P.S. i run faster than a car! :O

P.S.S. Some bitch was a bitch at the shops...what a bitch.

Fail #204: APART from Annie deciding to wear her summer uniform in preparation for todays exam cos of the previous post...

...I made an omelette and it didnt turn out awesome. This is what it looked like before (lefts leave taste out of this post, shall we? Good)

And this is it after it was cooked!!! And i believe that looks are the most important thing...IN ALL OF LIFES CIRMCUMSTANCES (Annie, that was a joke) :D

BTW, arent these bananas just the cutest?!?!?!

Fail #203: Oh Yeah! I forgot!

Brandon, you came to school for exams in your summer uniform. After we'd been told for weeks before, infact months before our exams were even scheduled.

But you provided us with many "Fuckin Brandon"'s so although you fail...Fuckin Brandon.


"Fuckin Brandon", we all like to do it,

Bye now. :)

Brandon we have exams next week. Its the transition period, so we wear our SUMMER UNIFORM this time...promise.

Fail #202: Faceboo...?

if you thought, "FACEBOOK", then you thought correct.

I meant to write facebook.com into my address bar...but i wrote, "facebonk.com".

faceBONK? no thankyou.

Luckily upon entering my search (as you generally hit enter as soon as you finished your typing) nothing naughty opened on my page. But i thought that was a fail which was potentially a fail if porn had appeared on my screen whilst i was talking to my dad. hmmm

i warn you all to be carefull, you dont know when porn will strike.

Fail #201: Camwhores (It's Okay, 'Camwhores Dont Suck. It's Just an Introduction. I Love You Camwhores Out There)

So this post is about the prospect of unknowledgable Camwhores who dont realise that they have talent. they can be seen in shots where they decide to pose wihtout knowing it is a respectable profession and takes talent, bravery, comfortability with oneself and flexible self-consciouslness, the latter trait being one i find hard to master. I found out that my brother Benny-Boy takes quite a good shot...when he CAMWHORES!!!

:O

I'm So Proud!


look out Wongy.

Fail #200: EPIC BIG FAIL COS ITS FAIL #200!!!

CROCS!!!

....and newly competative with the epic croc fails....SNUGGIES

:O

HAHAHA! LOOK AT THEM!!! theyre so pathetic.

good for all your sibling rivalries! apparently -.-

on second glance...these might be a young couple...who like to fist fight. but its okay! theyre wearing snuggies! its all in good fun with snuggies!!!

Look at them! they are the fail clothing of clothing second to only crocs, but only by a miniscule vote. Have you seen the adds when they were on? the parents are high fiving each other, they replay the high five twice...it must be super awesome! and then they go on and say its great for outdoors too, and a mother is down at her sons sporting event. she's in her freaking back-to-front dressing gown to a social event??? huh? thats fucked up.

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Scenario #1:creation of the Snuggie

"hey man, heres a dressing gown, i got it for your birthday!...hey? what are you doing with the dressing gown i bought you? your doing it wrong! h-h-hey! put it on properly! dont wear my dressing gown like that! ITS THE WRONG WAY AROUND!!!"



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Scenario #2: Snuggie Existence

"...dude, what the fuck is that ugly shit your wearing?"

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I'm sorry if i offend anyones opinions here....no im not, cos its my opinion. wear em if you want, i think theyre ugly.

...elissa, im sorry you feel the way you do about snuggies. but i'll try to still love you. :)

Fail #199: Laziness

so im supposed to be studying, you know, like everyone in year 12. and i was doing my school work stuffs until i decided to practise a few songs on thy drumsies and i got my first drumgasm. It wasnt like, "ZOMG! that was amazing", it was like, i made faces and stuff cos it was epic, like a guitarist! thats right folks! i moved and squirmed and all that! (no 'thats what she said's or sexual relationship-linking to these references please... :/

so thats what happened. thank you for this amazing experience drum kit. We should do it again some time....lets not tell darcie about our...relationship. it'll be strictly "business" to her.

Emerson i hire you to do the MIB memory bleeping thing.

*bleep*


....i just read the title of this post and yeah, i didnt actually post about what i was gonna post about. so this is the official post. :D
(i got distracted cos it started with the drums and i went on a tangent.)

so! i was playing drums to songs and i put the keyboard over where the drums were (about 5 metres away from the computer) so i can press play and pause and skip and such. Now, i found myself at the computer about 15minutes later and i decide to check up on facebook. i also want to comment on something. But i forgot the keyboard. i didnt want to go all the way over there so i spent 5 minutes trying to decide wheher i would go over and get the keyboard or use the on-screen keyboard...and i also had to find it in the start menu which was tough if I can say so myself. i ended up staring over my shoulder in contemplation of whether to get to the keyboard. after deciding i was to blog on my laziness and i had to search in my HISTORY on the nternet to find my own blog URL to get here and press the TAB button to get to write my post, was when i decded to get my keyboard. it was a long walk.

So laziness, i banish you from now on! i need to study! goodbyle!