Sunday, November 22, 2009

Fail #98: Even More So Than Arsenal

Holy crap, i thought the big news was Arsenal losing 1-0 to Sunderland, which is very big news (but Arsenal are still the better team, and thats not to piss off wongy)....but then i saw the other scores....did you guys see the score for tottemham vs wigan?!?!?!

9-1
Holy Moley!!! Defoe scored 5 freackin goals!!! thats mental!
if you wanna check it out, go here
Tis crazy, epic fail by wigan

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Fail #97: Uncle Neil

At my gathering on friday, my uncle Neil came along, some of you met him some of you didnt. When he came into the kitchen and was introduced to kayla, kathryn said, "yeah, his GF". and uncle neil's reaction?

"Grand Final?"

ooookay uncle neil....go back to your beer...

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Fail #96: English Exam

Well lets put it into dot points because thats informative and easy to understand:

  • Im pretty sure i failed and i dont know why i did bad cos english should be piss easy for me
  • The exams should have questions that are relative to what we have actually done during the year
  • "Discuss how your wider reading has helped you to understand 'text two'."
  • The above question is easily answered, "I was able to understand the text because of my reading ability". Unless they wanted something like, "I read Lord of the Flies and it helped me understand because Ralph is good and piggy symbolizes law and order and reason"....they probably did want something like that, because its just as irrelevant as the question!
  • Fail #1 of exams....nice start!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Fail #95: Munch of a Munchness

Did You Like What I Did There?.....with the spin off of "much of a muchness" to "munch of a mun"....yeah, you get it. I liked it.

Moving on, My Pop, or grandfather for a more universal reference, munches like a gorilla with the munchies! (or my sister with the munchies....that was for Geoff cos i know he enjoys a bit of teasing the little....humongous!!!!.... piggy) I mean honestly, i have never heard a louder mouth in my life, and i haven't heard a louder mouth in all of your lives too, its outrageous! He doesnt even have to eat something to be slurping and saliva-ising his mouth. I love my pop, but For Satan's Sake! munch a little less please skullgreymon!

you havent heard it so your lucky, every dinner time my fist is red from gripping my cutlery so hard and clenching my fist so tight. the worst is an apple, and his slurpping of his coffee/tea is aggrivationg. and guess what? my dad has inheritted it.....bloody fantastic!

(me and kath make fun of pop behind his back and see how loud we can slurp and munch without peple noticing...dinner is a dangerous time when kath and i are in a funny mood)

Monday, November 16, 2009

Fail #94: Art


...It Fucks Shit Up...

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Fail #93: Rove

Its the first time and last time rove will ever fail. Its been a show i've grown to watch over the last years and has always been a show i love and laugh at. But now its finished.....not for the year, not till the next season, but forever.

Ive said Goodbye to my Mum For Ya' Rove. Its sad to say goodbye.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Fail #92: Cummon

I Love All My Friends. I Don't Want To Hurt Them.

REMEMBER THAT PLEASE!!!