Sunday, August 16, 2009

Fail #25: Link

haha, that was an unintentional link in the soundwave post...it goes to microsoft outlook or some crap. dont click on it......fail.

(pointless fail, but...OMG SOUNDWAVE!!!)

(Oh, and also OMG.................

Fail #24: Anyone Who Cant go to Soundwave 2010!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGODM
GOMGOMHGODGODGMOGMOGMOGMOGOMOMG
OMGOMGOMGOMMOGMOGMOGMOGMOMOMGN
soundwave is gonna be freakin sweeeeeet!!!
PARAMORE!
A DAY TO RMEMBER!
ALEXISONFIRE!
ALL TIME LOW!
FOUR YEAR STRONF!
ESCAPE THE "EFFING" FATE!!!
OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Fail #23: ME AND BLOGGING!

I PROMISE ILL BE BACK SOON!!!


THE INTERNET PROVIDERS ARE TAKING THEIR SWEET-ASS TIME STILL WITH MY INTERNET!
PSSSSSSS. i could post this because i used the school internet during photography when i realised i could....for all those who question my honesty....faggs. Dont be all up and hatin on me BITCHES!!!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Fail #22: The Indoor Team

Well the indoor team sucked ass, well, they can suck my ass anyway!!!
and no, i do not mean that "The" Indoor Team that comprises of James, Wongy, Conrad, Miguel, Joe and curtis, but the indoor team that they versed last. Hahaha!!! They got killed by the MaterDeifaggs+conor(myself) by something i cannot remember, but we kicked their asses by atleast 6 goals from what i can remember.

They got a player sent off cos he pushed me and then the ref told me off and resulted, then, with the sending off of the other player cos he's a tard. HAHAHA idiot.

Well, they got pissed, and the guy who didnt seem content on putting out the fire on top of his head didnt skip a beat when he MISSED the goals about 300 times and never forgot to swear or shout furiously at some micro dust-particles while he swung his leg in an aggresive manner.

All in all, 'our' team played awesome, everyone did their bit, conrad kicked ass, miguels passing was "RIGHT ON!!!", joe's keeping was fantastical (though we played so awesomely on the pitch that there werent many opportunities for him to show off his real talents...though some of the diving saves were SWEEEEET!!!!) curtis played nicely, finishng off many goals, james didnt play due to his injuries, wongy had a decent game, running to attackers, smothering the ball, and doing everyting else that is required of an awesome defender including not afraid to get into the tackles even though we were all worried he'd kill his ankle and almost did again...like seriously, he got kicked in the ankle again. and i played and was gratefull for the time i got to play and thoroughly enjoyed playing, winning, and having caused a sending off.

The "CRAZY-FUCKS" FAIL!!!!

Fail #21: Caught Out!!!


This kid got caught out like you could "catch out" blaises dick from sydney!!!


Though i dont blame the kid. I mean, DAAAAMN!!!!!

Fail #20: Expression (well, a more accurate title would be: "ME")

Well, it was the day after i stayed up through the night to put in tremendiferous effort to do my art work and draw a whole self-portrait of myself, tonal value and all and then i got to school to present my (what i considered to be good and was proud of) art piece to my class.

So i gave it in to ms valentine, everyone standing round one desk so we could critic each persons work (which most people didnt do including the lazy bitch matthew wong....even though he wasnt present...) and i explained that my facial expression was a sad one after she though it was a scared/worried/concerned one. so she told me to rienact my expression "live" for my audience/class and i did.

I was reinacting my facial expression of sadness to ms valentine and my art class whilst they observed my self-portrait drawing and she told me that i still looked worried or scared and...well, it went something like this...

"No! do the expression, look sad!....n-n-no..................(long pause for dramatic effect)........you fail"

...Thats right! Ms Valentine said "you fail" to me.....ouch!

and thats my story of how i contemplated killing myself....well the drawing of myself anyway.

But still....ouch

Fail #19: My Internet (Therefore, Blogging)

Well, im back! after an annoying week of producing nothingness in terms of posts and blog related articles, im back on track. Its been so hard witnessing fails and performing fails and hearing about fails without being able to blog about them. so i better get started with the blogging!!!

P.s. I was changing internet servers and that contributed to not being able to post...because i had none for a while.

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS!?!?!