Friday, February 26, 2010

Fail #131: Just Because It was Lying Unna-Failed On My Comnputer #3

Me and my dad fighting over the foxtel remote in the old apartment a couple of days after we got it.

Dad just managed to get it out from my Hands....the bastard!

Dad said that he didnt want to get foxtel because we would watch too much tv and it would only cause fights between me and my sister....hmmm

It hurt too, i got lots of carpet-burn that evening

Fail #130: SOUNDWAVE!!! GETTED F@#KIN PUMPED!!!


There are some pretty funny soundwave promotions from bands including Craig Mabbit singing about riding emus, and dingo eatin a baby...or theres a day to remember which is a standout promotion from the amazing band.....Look Out For Alex, their drummer, hes a bit of a sicko...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxp2Yjiziwg&feature=related

I love them.

"ITS ALEX AND I CANT WAIT TO........"

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Fail #129: Closure Closages On Soundwave, As Does Wongy's Heart...'Closages' that is, because of closure, you know, the band? yeah...those guys.

When soundwave has given ANOTHER screw up, wongy hurts. He hurts real bad.


DONT LOVE A DAY TO REMEMBER!!! IF YOU DO, THEY'LL GET KICKED OUT OF SOUNDWAVE TOO!!!

Fail #128: FailDrummer

yes! there is another faildrummer apart from me!!! his name is dickhead and hes a dickhead. If you can sit through this drum cover (which i wouldn't blame you if you couldn't) then youl see how much he fails. i thought he was gonna be pretty good at the start cos the fill is thought out and accurate, but his timing and his double kick skills are the shittest thing since...crocs....no nothing is as shit as that. the shittest thing since soundwaves bands have decided to be freaking annoying and get married, get sick or demand more than they could.

he is a disgrace. and look at him trying to show off! His stick-tricks and spins, wiping his face with his shirt so we can get a look at his rippling abbs....he reminds me of that faggot that was at battle of the bands...you remember the one geoff, that dickhead bassist who thought he was awesome. well this guy thinks hes hot shit too. just cos you can afford a bigger kit and obviously want to show off your photoshop skills with your freaking rediculous username, it doesnt mean your awesome.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTg4QRdUnyI&feature=related


God Damn, You Fail Hard Sonny

Monday, February 22, 2010

Fail #127: Daniel....I Said I Would...And Your Time Has Come

Daniel attempting to walk away calmly from the
display of advertisement papers = Destruction!!!


It was funnier at the cinemas and seeing the destruction take place. But I need to keep my word and fail him. So feel free to give him a bit of a 'your officially a fail' kind of vibe if you remember to.

Fail #126: The God-Damn Swimming Karnivool

Well apart from vomiting more than once and losing for the first time ever for mercy (IN THE SWIMMING KARNIVOOL, BUT NOT THE OVERALL YEARLY COMPETITION!!!), there were a few notable fails to exploit, some were seen, some weren't. They include the initial fail-kick-off with haywoods hilarious incident (which was set up from a very sneeky and "sniffy" asian mario)...


There popped up the sexually-comfortable (and maybe gay....with eddy...whom my man-crush still pasionately burns) blonde mario from 'mario kart', infact, he was 'mario kart'...

and joe was there, soooo....you know........FAIL!

and that asian mario decided he would jump in his 'mario kart' also, but really, it seemed he was off to get in his 'mario kart-with-wings' and fly around for a lil bit...


And how could i forget! Joining in with the mercy spirit was Docter Zoidberg!!! He travelled far to get there and well...i think TV is deceiving, cos Zoidberg looked even uglier in real life...

he was nice though.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Fail #125: Its Late, But it did suck...

WARNING!!!: SPOILERS TO ELFEN LIED IF ANYONE WANTED TO WATCH IT....EVEN THOUGH THEY ARENT REAL SPOILERS, THEYRE JUST IMAGES THAT WILL MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT WHATS GONNA HAPPEN AND THEN YOU HATE THAT YOU KNOW STUFF!!! if not, enjoy!







This is what happened to my DVD when i bought it and went to watch it for my first time, within the hour of the purchase, and made me raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.


Why do they make them soooo hard to take out sometimes? I got another set for free though, so its all good now. and its an epic series...truely amazing. theres lots of failing when people get hurt. take for example when they rip people to shreds and leave them limbless or half a body...

Fail #124: Failock

Its briattany's fail lock. How did you lock your keys in the locker! tut tut, you shouldve thought.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Fail #121: Mobile Phone and Camera

not that im a great texter these days at all, my phone is dead and i left my charger at my dads. this sucks

I also cant find my camera chord which means i cant put the ball photos on my computer and share them with y'all. this sucks.

In both cases i had images to start a consistant post of fails throughout the week so i could get back on board on my phone and my camera so i cant get either of them off my devices, so accompanying pictures will have to wait. this sucks.

Fail #120: "Enter" Button

As everybody knows, when you hit the enter button on the keyboard, the space and text line skips to the next line of writting to seperate paragraphs....so why the fuck isnt my blog letting me do this?



When i write the post, it looks like i want it to with the gaps...






But when i publish it it looks all cramped and shitty?!?!

help me if you can. Its frustrating

AND LOOK AT IT NOW!!! NOW IT WORKS BUT EVERY OTHER TIME I POST ITS CRAPPY. TRUST IT TO WORK ON THE ONE WHERE I COMPLAIN ABOUT IT...geez.

Fail #119: And Just Like That....

IM BACK!!! WITH MY THREE EXCLIMATION MARKS!!! AND MY OVERUSED THREE DOTS FOR...DRAMATIC AND...AWKWARD AND...SUSPENCEFULL EFFECTS!!! YAY!!!...!!!...!!!
So ive been on holiday for a while and unable to attend a computer...well less of a holiday and more like school/lazy...!!! (it doesnt have to make sense...)!!!
i return with my immediate anger and frustration from the fall of itwillbeheard.blogspot.com (The Music Never Stops) which, as explained on the 'professiomihi' blog, has infact stopped.
Where do i find my music now!?!?! where do i find my post-hardore/Electro/electronica/Hardcore/Religious/Christian/hard rock/metalcore/screamo/pop bands?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!...!!!
Im soooo alone!!!
Even if the bands i listen to arent releasing shit, i learn about releases and other bands and stuff from that god damn awesome blog! i hate this!!!
just like a hate the smell of dead mouse in my kitchen when i wake up in the morning and wonder "what the hell that smell is!"
...
to be continued [hint:] ITS GONE HAVE A PICTURE!!!