Fail #99: Black and Gold

Joe loves Black and Gold brand, and Black and God (B&G) sucks ass compared to Home Brand!

joe you fail cos you love black and gold and you hate home brand.

How Dare You....how...very....dare you

Homebrand Rules all

p.s. for the christmas cheer, go check out this Christmas carol of "Carol of the Bells" By "August Burns Red". (for those of you who listen to anything heavier than rock that is)

Fail #98: Even More So Than Arsenal

Holy crap, i thought the big news was Arsenal losing 1-0 to Sunderland, which is very big news (but Arsenal are still the better team, and thats not to piss off wongy)....but then i saw the other scores....did you guys see the score for tottemham vs wigan?!?!?!

9-1

Holy Moley!!! Defoe scored 5 freackin goals!!! thats mental!

if you wanna check it out, go here

http://www.premierleague.com/page/MatchReports/0,,12306~48412,00.html

Tis crazy, epic fail by wigan

Fail #97: Uncle Neil

At my gathering on friday, my uncle Neil came along, some of you met him some of you didnt. When he came into the kitchen and was introduced to kayla, kathryn said, "yeah, his GF". and uncle neil's reaction?

"Grand Final?"

ooookay uncle neil....go back to your beer...

Fail #96: English Exam

Well lets put it into dot points because thats informative and easy to understand:

• Im pretty sure i failed and i dont know why i did bad cos english should be piss easy for me
• The exams should have questions that are relative to what we have actually done during the year
• "Discuss how your wider reading has helped you to understand 'text two'."
• The above question is easily answered, "I was able to understand the text because of my reading ability". Unless they wanted something like, "I read Lord of the Flies and it helped me understand because Ralph is good and piggy symbolizes law and order and reason"....they probably did want something like that, because its just as irrelevant as the question!
• Fail #1 of exams....nice start!
  

Fail #95: Munch of a Munchness

Did You Like What I Did There?.....with the spin off of "much of a muchness" to "munch of a mun"....yeah, you get it. I liked it.

Moving on, My Pop, or grandfather for a more universal reference, munches like a gorilla with the munchies! (or my sister with the munchies....that was for Geoff cos i know he enjoys a bit of teasing the little....humongous!!!!.... piggy) I mean honestly, i have never heard a louder mouth in my life, and i haven't heard a louder mouth in all of your lives too, its outrageous! He doesnt even have to eat something to be slurping and saliva-ising his mouth. I love my pop, but For Satan's Sake! munch a little less please skullgreymon!

you havent heard it so your lucky, every dinner time my fist is red from gripping my cutlery so hard and clenching my fist so tight. the worst is an apple, and his slurpping of his coffee/tea is aggrivationg. and guess what? my dad has inheritted it.....bloody fantastic!

(me and kath make fun of pop behind his back and see how loud we can slurp and munch without peple noticing...dinner is a dangerous time when kath and i are in a funny mood)

Fail #94: Art

...It Fucks Shit Up...

Fail #93: Rove

Its the first time and last time rove will ever fail. Its been a show i've grown to watch over the last years and has always been a show i love and laugh at. But now its finished.....not for the year, not till the next season, but forever.

Ive said Goodbye to my Mum For Ya' Rove. Its sad to say goodbye.

Fail #92: Cummon

I Love All My Friends. I Don't Want To Hurt Them.

REMEMBER THAT PLEASE!!!

Fail 91: People

Oh My God, Stupid People,

Who Don't Understand A Thing.

Why Are You So Delectable

But Translucent In....Everything?!?!




When You Try Your Best, To Do Your Best,

For Everyone You Love

Why Should You Face The Consequences

Of Something You're Indicative Of?




So I Say To Thee, Get Off Your Throne,

And Back Into Reality,

There's No Horse Down here, Where you cant see,

No disrespect To You, My Obvious Royalty

Fail #90: Pretty Self Explanitory

Just follow The link

http://fml.blogspot.com/

If you have a look at her, "complete profile" then you see on the side, when the blog was made, you find that she's quite a frequent blogger...
Or you could just look at the date of her one and only post.

as i was writing this post....i thought to myself, what if she's dead....she lives in iraq and, yeah. i feel a bit bad now, i hope she isnt dead.

but still!!! Musicprofessiomihi, i know you didnt do much to make this blog fail, but you could probably add this to the list...unless its a strict, "DESTROY!" policy. which i'd understand.

Maybe she's dead....either way, if she is alive, her blog fails.....if she is dead....well, she kinda failed life. i promise this post would be the last "life-fail-by-death" post if she is dead.

oh and her english fails too. and what is the connection between "fml" and her blog title, "The Life Is Beautiful"?

Fail #89: Evil Dogs....Charlie

Charlie, an evil dog that conrad found on the streets, in a gutter and shooting up drugs was generously taken into a nice home by the man himself (conrad). Although his kind nature is fun and friendly....

...His other side comes out just as Strong...the "Evil-Charlie-Side". Him and his relentless tooth were out to get us.

So we decided to hide in conrads bin.

Charlie had found us!!!

Can you see him?!?! CREEPY!

Fail #89: Fans and Hands

Yesterday, when i was over conrads with miguel to complete our english presentations, we didnt get ,much sleep.....at all. I was a bit stupid, as always, and spontaneously decided to throw my hand up into conrads fan....it hurt alot....Who would have known?!?!

Fail #87: Flying

I wish i could fly so bad! and then it hit me....

If i simply increased my "arm-span" to be like "wing-span" then i could fly! Simple huh?

I was ready to fly away!

Take Off Time....

I DID IT!!! I WAS FLYING!!!

i flew around my room and into walls. There was this weird barrier thing that i couldnt get passed in my room on the walls that i could see the outside through.....but i couldnt go through it. it must have been some kind of invisible forcefield that i couldnt pass. but i kept trying and thats how i landed.

You should give it a go, flying is awesome!!!

Fail #86: Disney Subliminal Messages

There are a few, its really weird. and you need to find the one with pokemon where james states:

"Leo Burnett and 4kids are the devil! Leo Burnett..."

Its actually really creepy. find it!

Fail #85: Chuck Norris....dont kill me for saying it chuck, i mean no disrespect!

okay, here are some chuck norris quotes that i thought were hillarious. Chuck norris sure has a strong character when people believe these things...

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak braille
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body
Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul
Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

All these quotes are from a site that the sentences are linked to. If you find Chuck Norris, your lying, chuck norris finds you, so be sure to give him starbursts, its the only way to keep him from roundhousing your ass...worked for me. stay safe