Thursday, September 30, 2010

Fail #200: EPIC BIG FAIL COS ITS FAIL #200!!!




CROCS!!!






....and newly competative with the epic croc fails....SNUGGIES

:O







HAHAHA! LOOK AT THEM!!! theyre so pathetic.








good for all your sibling rivalries! apparently -.-

on second glance...these might be a young couple...who like to fist fight. but its okay! theyre wearing snuggies! its all in good fun with snuggies!!!




Look at them! they are the fail clothing of clothing second to only crocs, but only by a miniscule vote. Have you seen the adds when they were on? the parents are high fiving each other, they replay the high five twice...it must be super awesome! and then they go on and say its great for outdoors too, and a mother is down at her sons sporting event. she's in her freaking back-to-front dressing gown to a social event??? huh? thats fucked up.

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Scenario #1:creation of the Snuggie

"hey man, heres a dressing gown, i got it for your birthday!...hey? what are you doing with the dressing gown i bought you? your doing it wrong! h-h-hey! put it on properly! dont wear my dressing gown like that! ITS THE WRONG WAY AROUND!!!"



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Scenario #2: Snuggie Existence


"...dude, what the fuck is that ugly shit your wearing?"

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I'm sorry if i offend anyones opinions here....no im not, cos its my opinion. wear em if you want, i think theyre ugly.



...elissa, im sorry you feel the way you do about snuggies. but i'll try to still love you. :)


Monday, September 27, 2010

Fail #199: Laziness

so im supposed to be studying, you know, like everyone in year 12. and i was doing my school work stuffs until i decided to practise a few songs on thy drumsies and i got my first drumgasm. It wasnt like, "ZOMG! that was amazing", it was like, i made faces and stuff cos it was epic, like a guitarist! thats right folks! i moved and squirmed and all that! (no 'thats what she said's or sexual relationship-linking to these references please... :/

so thats what happened. thank you for this amazing experience drum kit. We should do it again some time....lets not tell darcie about our...relationship. it'll be strictly "business" to her.

Emerson i hire you to do the MIB memory bleeping thing.

*bleep*


....i just read the title of this post and yeah, i didnt actually post about what i was gonna post about. so this is the official post. :D
(i got distracted cos it started with the drums and i went on a tangent.)

so! i was playing drums to songs and i put the keyboard over where the drums were (about 5 metres away from the computer) so i can press play and pause and skip and such. Now, i found myself at the computer about 15minutes later and i decide to check up on facebook. i also want to comment on something. But i forgot the keyboard. i didnt want to go all the way over there so i spent 5 minutes trying to decide wheher i would go over and get the keyboard or use the on-screen keyboard...and i also had to find it in the start menu which was tough if I can say so myself. i ended up staring over my shoulder in contemplation of whether to get to the keyboard. after deciding i was to blog on my laziness and i had to search in my HISTORY on the nternet to find my own blog URL to get here and press the TAB button to get to write my post, was when i decded to get my keyboard. it was a long walk.

So laziness, i banish you from now on! i need to study! goodbyle!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Friday, September 17, 2010

Fail #197: Doucheness

You should think twice before exercising it. ESpecially if youve got an abundance of it. Think smart, think of the consequences, i dont do it enough.







P.S. DONT FUCKING BACKFLIP OFF SHIT IF THE GROUND IS HARD!