Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Fail #140: Man-Periods

When you shout at your sister because shes using a coffee/tea mug for lemonade and exclaim that you dont give a shit about how it tastes different with different drinking containers when that isnt what your fighting about or you give examples to argue your point like, "You dont use a fork if you want a knife!!!"...then youve got your man-period.


IVE GOT MINE...

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Fail #139: Crabadab Skillz!

In the proccess of filming McGee's, Ben's and my basketball skillz for phys ed, i decided to give the sport a crabadab theme for a few seconds (which was caught on camera).



SUCCESS!!!

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Fail #138: NO CRAIG! NOOO!!!


DONT DO IT!!! YOU WILL DIE AND I IS LOVES YOU!!!
AAAAAAAAARGH!!!



DONT EVER NEVER EVER DO THAT AGAIN AGAIN!!!
crazy bitch!!!

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Fail #137: Forgetting Debts


I forgot about kulcha where i payed on my card for everyone and everyone payed me back.
I cant remember who, but there were three people who needed to give me money. I dont like asking, but i have to, i think it was $13.50.

If i could grab that off you soon or if you could approach me and just say that its you who i have to get the money off and that ill get it at a later date or something.

Much appreciated. If you dont give it to me i'll set this chick onto you.




Lots of Love,

Conor

Fail #136: Atleast We Got A Bit Of Closure

So as some will know, Matthew and I went to see Closure In Moscow Last night at the Leederville YMCA HQ....I was under the impression it started at 3pm but the myspace said 8pm, so we went by that time. We left Matthews house at about 6:40 or close to that and got to the venue at 7:15.

*Conor and Matthew skip to the venue holding hands excited at the prospect of seeing Closure when Conor momentarily ceases skipping*

Conor: "I Can Hear Bass Drum"

*Comment is tossed aside as skipping commences once again*

*As we approach the side of the building we hear a cool drum beat and Matthew speeds up his enthusiastic skip*

Matthew: "THATS CLOSURE!!! THEYVE ALREADY THE STARTED!"

Conor: "MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

*We walk into the venue and straight passed the point where we shouldve paid the entry fee and joined the crowd happily*

*SORTA MOSHED TO 5 OR SO SONGS (how many Matthew?)*

*Matthew Bought a Shirt whilst i dripped of sweat from wearing a bloody jumper to the concert...it was/is stretched to hell and was soaking wet, and i was hot, it was ridiculous*

A good night out, but many fails were had.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Fail #135: "Fairy Tail" Approval

Guys, ive come asking a question...Ive found this anime (among others) that sounds really cool that i want to watch. Its about this girl who wants to join a guild of mages and stuff and on her way to the guild she encounters a boy who ends up saving her from some crazy bastards only to find out that he is a very powerful mage himself and is a member of the guild. She gets accepted into the guild and the story follows the two who team up on missions for the guild. I want to start watching it, ive only been reading about it and researching. Its a comedy/adventure/supernatural (in the sense of the magician kind of stuff) but theres only one problem...




Upon looking into it, i found images and im wondering what its rating is, turns out i havent found a rating, and this is all ive found...


The funny Side







The cool Side











The Cool/"M" rating Side






And the potential "MA" Hentai Rating Side...














My Question is, should i watch it? or is it considered too...hentai of sorts?


(ill probably end up watching it...uless its "R"...i think ill just watch the first ep on the internet and see how it goes. But not until ive watched my newest anime love, "Claymore"!!!)


Give Me Approval Now!!!

Fail #134: LIMITED EDITION: "Rock Matthew"

Look how cute he is!!!....naaaw!!!


Matthew havin a thrash on the kit is too epic to capture on the camera. but i caught a bit of what it looks like.



EPIC!!!

but you should have heard it. I think my dogs died of headbanging...amazingly played (MCR) "dead" matthew. really...umm..amazing.

Fail #133: YED!!!

Its the YED in Indie!!! He wants to chomp off my peeenis. Cos hes a demon bitch.




I cant believe i hadnt posted this ages ago. Why are all my dogs eeeeevil? (see older posts for other demonic dogs)
P.s. Buy these red skinny's at your leading retail store
oh and here are the lyrics miggy-p
MANS THIRST FOR MONEY WILL UPHOLD MANS THIRST FOR AIR:
How can i take the skeletons, out of my closet whe ive got a million closets to look in? to look in passing the airbrush stage will win the glory its killing me for longer, for the meantime a mocking birds paradise is making fun of others. then price my inheritance plenty where watching sister act two. Ill make this easy for you (for you) and simplify this (to fight this) this cannot be solved (solved) and translate to nothing (Nothing) until you slip away you take this all away and still i cant complain passing the airbrush stage will win the glory its killing me for longer, for the meantime it took a lifetime to discover a safe place to hide and now im found out i guess my options are limited to running or running or running im so exhausted of being the sick one who gets burnt by the sun constantly run down in the dunps incapable of any fun. you worked your way into my friends trust and how about us jump! I cannot handle with this constant provoking so lets hear me out i cannot handle with your constant choking so lets breathe, for a second your everything ive always never required not the other way around im sorry, youve fucked it.
My omnipotence will reign upon you.
END OF THE LIFE CYCLE:
Were always walking on these empty spaces were always talking with these empty faces. just tell me its not our time to go, just tell me its not our time. this sudden breathin, cant beleive of what they said. did you really think that this is the time theyve got? it keeps going on and on and on and on. Get up, get up she said (she said) theres not much time left, wake up wake up she siad (she said) theres not much time left. shes misery at its finest and even though i wined and dined her i couldnt design her into an perfection but he reflection. get up get up she said (she said) theres not much time left. Wake up, wake up, she said (she said) theres not much time left. Get up, so just dont bite your tongue. Get up get up she said, theres not much time left. Wake up wake up she said (she said) theres not much time left (were always walking) please tell me its not our time to go (please tell me its not our time) please tell me its not our time to go (please tell me its not our time) so Wake up and get up theres not much time left please tell me its not our time to go, please tell me its not our time.
GREAT MAGICIANS INTO BLACK BEAUTICIANS:
I dont want to give up this love again. Hate cannot describe the malice i feel towards you and if think you can hate, its really that you hate yourself. you know it, yeah you hate yourself you know it you see your (not like me) i set my life accrdingly to all my (goals and dreams) until ive conquered them successfully oh its all different to when we were growing up back then you had everything but right now youve got nothing. but your own failure failure. ill make it in time just dont leave me behind someone please stop it, all stop this Fucking game please hear me out if your intentions are the same kind i dont want to give up on this love again.
miggy, the lyrics were set out like this and they didnt have full stops and stuff, and theres a gramatically incorrect bit in there but its small. hope these help.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Fail #132: Inability!!!


None of us can do it like blaise does it! How does he do it?


This was like a few days of blaise...screw you man...if you werent present at that man camp we would have doubted its manliness.
If you havent caught on yet, its his facial growth that is his manlihood...among other 'thing'...very big 'thing'.