Well during the trip to Moore River, the official "Man-Camp" decided by the "man-Tent" of miggy, connie, brandon, tom and myself, the biggest event to occur was James' fall and concussion in which he had to be taken to the hospital in perth in the dark at night about 1 hr after the initial incident.
That night, which was the night of the crazy hurricane, required the "man-tent"-ers to join accomadation with the other "Man-camp"-ers though i found it hard to sleep so i ditched the man-campers and slept out in the hurricane (wasnt a good idea). Whilst i was in the death-icane, my phone flashed and i read a text that james had sent thanking everyone, then it flashed again and i read a text saying his dilemma would be a worthy 100th fail, and i agree! i mean look at that ass....
I had a 100th fail in the works, drafting and in progress.....it was a long compilation so they will be released at a gradual rate maybe. some other fails from Moore River included:
- Me stepping on a bee the first day we were there and i had a damn itchy foot for the rest of the camp
- Connie being helpless at the tent making proccess because of his shortish stature and the tent being a bitch so he decided to take it easy in the boat
- Brandons onion cooking.....apparently because of his cooking methods he is gay....
- Our first night of independant cooking where we tried to cook pizza on the BBQ which didnt work too well and ended up emitting some nice smelling steam/smoke before turning to microwaves....the two methods werent suggested by the box
- A whole ordeal about geoffs ass and touching it with the bare flesh of the human hand..
- Wongy trying to get my ducky from me which ended in me bringing out my....."little friend"
- Blaise taking off his toe-nail with the aid of the swiss army knife (he used scissors, knife and muscle!)
- me and my glasses (girls glasses) even though all the guys were jealous of them
- well quite simply miguels tent was in for a rough trip pretty much and was a bitch to put up correctly
- me and brandon share biggest "shithead" (i think)
- the "KKK"
- Brandon broke the top of an oar i think, so he was sentenced to the "horse float" for 5 minutes as punishment. wongy had some fun by torturing brandon with various items whilst he was carrying out his sentence.
(even though this picture was of wongy during his "hit-geoffs-ass" phase, he used this weapon on brandon)
the trip?........AAAAAAARGH!!! EPIC!!! *Attack! Attack!*
....Why?
because im metal
....How?
I win at everything
*ponders at answer*...Fuck that, and Fuck you
*awkward silence* *wongy springs onto feet with thumbs up with charismatic facial expression*
*Blaise randomly shows people his toe-nail*
*james see's the toe-nail and steps back onto a ball and hits his head and doesnt know where he is*
*Tom holds people back when they move towards james*
*Brandon paces up and down worried shitless*
...that was pretty much how camp went...
